DOM And JQuery: The Cat And Mouse Game

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DOM And JQuery: The Cat And Mouse Game

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Remember when we used to manipulate the DOM with jQuery like it was some kind of magical superpower? Those were the days... Tom (vanilla JavaScript) chasing Jerry (jQuery) around the codebase, trying to catch that sweet syntax sugar that made everything so much easier. Now we've got React, Vue, and Angular while jQuery sits in the corner collecting dust like that USB stick with your first website. Pour one out for the library that saved us from IE6 compatibility nightmares and made us feel like wizards for writing $('#myElement').fadeIn() instead of 17 lines of vanilla JS.

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