Dependency Tree Of Doom: When Your NPM Packages Go Rogue

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Dependency Tree Of Doom: When Your NPM Packages Go Rogue

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When your npm install summons mysterious Japanese packages and your cat-themed AI companions start discussing supply chain security... You're basically running npm install malware at this point. The dependency tree just got a whole lot more suspicious! Those cute anime avatars are the perfect disguise for what's really happening - your project is one kawaii face away from being completely compromised. Next time you blindly accept those package.json updates, remember that Vanilla isn't just following Chocola... she's injecting her own "special" code too.

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