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Let's Make Security Painfully Secure
Security Devops Programming
5 hours ago 57.3K views 0 shares
Let's Make Security Painfully Secure
When security meets bureaucracy, innovation happens! The boss wants to secure packages against supply chain attacks, and everyone's got ideas: raise awareness, use AI scanning, require 2FA from multiple devs. But that one guy takes it to the next level with "4FA" - and gets promptly defenestrated for his brilliance. For the uninitiated, 2FA (Two-Factor Authentication) is already a pain for most developers. Suggesting 4FA is like proposing we solve traffic jams by adding more lanes to highways - technically logical but practically homicidal.

They're Harder To Find Than Mythical Creatures
Networking Hardware
4 months ago 117.7K views 0 shares
They're Harder To Find Than Mythical Creatures
Behold the ULTIMATE networking protocol fantasy! Child asks for a dragon, Santa says "be realistic." Then the kid asks for an MSRP 5090 router (which doesn't exist yet) and SUDDENLY Santa's like "what color dragon do you want?" 💀 Getting your hands on next-gen networking equipment is apparently HARDER THAN ACQUIRING A MYTHICAL FIRE-BREATHING BEAST! The absolute state of tech supply chains has Santa reaching for his magical dragon-summoning powers instead of dealing with backorders and scalpers!

Dependency Tree Of Doom: When Your NPM Packages Go Rogue
Javascript Webdev Security Programming Frontend
6 months ago 175.2K views 0 shares
Dependency Tree Of Doom: When Your NPM Packages Go Rogue
When your npm install summons mysterious Japanese packages and your cat-themed AI companions start discussing supply chain security... You're basically running npm install malware at this point. The dependency tree just got a whole lot more suspicious! Those cute anime avatars are the perfect disguise for what's really happening - your project is one kawaii face away from being completely compromised. Next time you blindly accept those package.json updates, remember that Vanilla isn't just following Chocola... she's injecting her own "special" code too.