Purple Is The New Black

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Purple Is The New Black

angular-memes, typescript-memes, async-memes, promises-memes, observables-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the famous Angular MaybeAsync type. It's like asking your junior dev if they'll meet the deadline—could be now, could be never, who knows? The perfect representation of modern web development: simultaneously promising everything and nothing. Schrödinger would be proud of this type that exists in quantum superposition between Observable, Promise, and pure chaos. After 15 years of building frontends, I've learned one truth—the only thing more uncertain than async code is management's understanding of how long it takes to implement it.

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