Purple Is The New Black

Regular insults? Pfft . Programmers have evolved beyond such primitive attacks. Why call someone "ugly" when you can utterly devastate them by pointing out that Microsoft's stock value plummets every time they write a line of code? The cat's deadpan delivery is the perfect embodiment of programmer humor—ruthlessly precise, financially quantifiable, and delivered with the cold, calculating stare of someone who's debugged legacy code at 4AM. It's not personal... it's just statistically significant.

Content 9h Replying to CalebJHull It's so slow. I dont' think it's a native app. Probably using electronjs shelley codebytere 9h uhh considering that it's a mobile app, that'd be a no haha 29 1 ili gh Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull You can bypass Apple's Electron app ban using one of over a dozen wrappers shelley codebytere 9h 1) Electron literally does not work on mobile. It is desktop only. 2) There is no Electron app ban. See: : shelley codebytere Jun 15 Replying to chewingcode and dhh also Electron should be fine now - the issue with rejections there was that Chromium sometimes uses private macOS APIs (which Apple does not allow) and so we need to patch out new ones when they crop up :) 9 1 M 36 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull 1) It literally does. 2) Way to refer to yourself. 9 2 17 shelley codebytere 9h by all means continue to tell me how Electron works Ima 17 1 98 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull No thanks. I can tell you think you're a know it all. 17 2 shelley codebvtere Replying to Caleb JHull you didn't look at my bio, did you 9:39 AM Jun 24, 2020 Twitter Web App

Content Jim devNextDoor i made a terminal alias like: "gpono 1""git push origin 1 --no-verify" now every time I am about to push I type "git push origi.." and then realise I have an alias, so I delete that and write gpono branch thus doubling my time to push. Genius as usual. 12:36 AM Aug 4, 2022 Twitter for Web App 2 Retweets 34 Likes 17

Content Does this page use Cookies? No, it doesn't. I just needed a place to rant about the European Cookie law. I mean, come on, did the politicians even understand how Cookies work? I hope they feel ashamed of how they introduced Cookie-popups to every single website, just when we figured out how to block ad popups. So, no, there are no Cookies on there.oughta.be - I just wanted to write that text above. What do you say? The privacy policy is exactly the one text nobody ever reads, so this rant is absolutely misplaced? Well, YOU are reading it right now, aren't you...

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The QA engineer methodically breaks the system by testing edge cases - a normal order, zero orders, integer overflow, nonsensical inputs like "lizard" and negative numbers, and even random keyboard smashing. Meanwhile, the actual user ignores all the carefully tested functionality and immediately asks about something nobody thought to test. Classic. The system promptly self-destructs. And this, friends, is why we can't have nice things in production.