The First Bite Of Programming

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The First Bite Of Programming

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Programming languages are just fruit with "Hello World" stickers slapped on them, and we're all toddlers crawling around grabbing whichever one catches our eye first. Python's that one fruit your mom convinced you to try because "it's easier to digest." Meanwhile, JavaScript, Java, C++, and PHP are just sitting there, waiting for you to grow up and experience real indigestion.

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