Me And My Little Var

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4 months ago 147,288 views 0 shares

Me And My Little Var

javascript-memes, variables-memes, var-memes, typescript-memes, coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The forbidden love story between a programmer and their trusty variable declaration. That tiny little "var" holds the weight of our entire codebase, and we treat it like a precious pet that somehow magically knows what type it should be. "Oh look at my adorable little var! It started as a string, became a number, and now it's an undefined object causing production to crash! Isn't it cute how it grows up so fast?" JavaScript developers nodding nervously while TypeScript devs watch in horror from a safe distance.

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