Configuration Hell: Modern JavaScript Edition

dependencies eslint Configuration Modern development Overengineering Tsconfig Project-setup

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Configuration Hell: Modern JavaScript Edition

javascript-memes, typescript-memes, configuration-memes, modern-development-memes, eslint-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The modern JavaScript project directory, where config files multiply faster than rabbits. What started as a simple idea now requires 20+ config files just to tell your computer how to run "hello world". The character on the left represents the old-school developer shocked at seeing a modern TypeScript project with its ecosystem of linters, type checkers, and build tools. Meanwhile, the character on the right is just trying to survive in a world where your package.json needs its own support group.

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