Configuration Hell: Modern JavaScript Edition

Content HOW TO BUILD A HORSE WITH PROGRAMMING BY toggl Goon SqUAD C YoU BUIlT A HORSE IT'S UGLY AS HELL AND HAS LOTS OF DANGLING PARTS , BUT IT GEtS THE JOB DOnE JAVA YoU REAlLY Want TO BUILD A HORSE BUT FIRST YoU NEED TO BUILD A HORSE FACTORY JAVASCRIPT YOUR HORSE ARRIVED IN DIFFERNT PACKAGES YOU BUILT THE HORSE, BUT THE BACKBONE CAME OUT ANGULAR SO THE HORSE IS PARALYZED

Frontend: Peaceful meadow, gentle breeze, holding a cute baby while lying on flowers. Backend: Same meadow, but now there's an apocalyptic hellscape in the background, the baby is a demon spawn, and you're desperately trying not to get eaten alive while maintaining the same cheerful demeanor for the stakeholders. Just another Tuesday in fullstack development.

Oh, the sacred progression of a developer's affection! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Dismissing Backend? Double check. But Weekend ? Now that's the true engineering paradise where bugs don't exist and deployment deadlines are mythical creatures! The perfect wordplay on "end" reveals our collective truth - we'd rather have two days of freedom than either end of the development stack. The irony? We'll probably spend the weekend debugging anyway.

Content : Anonymous 011424(Sun)00:30:43 No.98435111 OK let's learn C make a new project in visual studio turns out thats not the correct way to do it because then it's not cross platform and i can't switch editors 280 KB JPG later start learning make, realize it's a clusterfuck of retardation but somehow copy paste something together that compiles turns out it's not the correct way to do it, the "modern" way is that you need to use premake to generate make files which then generate the visual studio solution :) ok let's write code.. wait, i have to write header files? you mean i have to have double the code for no reason other than the C build system being garbage? i want to parse a small json config file, it doesnt have to be performant. wait, how the fuck do i add libraries to my project? ok, so i have to add them and update them manually like a caveman or i have to do some git submoduling cancer, or i can use this package manager called conan that doesn't work half the time. run program - crashes that's fine it happens during development all the time let's read the helpful error message and fix what we did wrong "an error has occured" ProdrammerHumor.io

Content My reaction when someone doesn't give exactly one space before and after': Pathetic.

Content HOW CAN YOU BE A VEGETARIAN DUDE? MEAT TASTES AWESOME BUT ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS TOO, JEFF YEAH, EVIL ONES THOUGH I'LL BE MAPPY ONCE YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD SHOULD SELl DRUGS TO KIDS JAVASCRIPT IS THE BEST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE