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When your IPv4 address gets tired of being just 4 bytes and decides to become a bus route number. That's not a destination—that's a full TCP handshake with room for cookies! Somewhere, a network admin is frantically checking if someone accidentally routed the entire internet to Sweden. The driver probably needs GPS just to remember where this monstrosity is supposed to go.

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