Circular Dependencies

Nothing says "I make questionable life choices" quite like having XML, JSON, AND YAML config files all living in the same project. Pick a lane, my guy. It's like showing up to a meeting wearing a tuxedo jacket, basketball shorts, and flip-flops. Sure, they're all technically clothing, but what are you doing? The rest of us are out here trying to maintain some semblance of sanity, and you're creating a United Nations of serialization formats. Your package.json is crying. Your .gitlab-ci.yml is confused. And somewhere, an app.config.xml is wondering what it did to deserve this. Consistency is dead. Long live chaos.

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