Center Div.Js: The 500MB Solution To A 5KB Problem

The function loops through ALL USERS to find one with matching credentials instead of using a proper query. The comment is the chef's kiss: "This only works because there are not many users." It's like saying "my car doesn't need brakes because I don't drive fast." Bonus security nightmare: they're storing password hashes but comparing them directly instead of hashing the input password first. This authentication is basically a time bomb wrapped in spaghetti code!

The pinnacle of error handling right here! This dev just casually commented out the error handling with // I missed the part where that's my problem in a webhook function. Sure, let the API call fail silently in production - what could possibly go wrong? Just yeet that error into the void and let future-you (or some poor on-call engineer at 2AM) deal with the consequences when customers start complaining. Classic "works on my machine" energy. The Spider-Man reference makes it even more perfect - with great code comes absolutely zero responsibility, apparently!

Standing on the shoulders of giants... while pretending you're levitating. The entire software industry is just us importing someone else's npm package, adding three lines of code, and then strutting around like we've invented electricity. Meanwhile, the real heroes who solved P=NP are buried in some GitHub repo with 2 stars. The best part? We all know it, yet tomorrow we'll npm install another solution and feel like technological wizards for implementing a toggle button.

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The eternal struggle of every developer who knows better but chooses chaos anyway. Sure, debuggers exist with their fancy breakpoints and variable inspection, but there's something primitively satisfying about littering your code with print("HERE") , print("WHY GOD WHY") , and the classic print("AAAAAAAAAAA") . It's like using a stone axe when you have a chainsaw in your garage. We all know we should use proper debugging tools, but smashing that red button and turning our console into a Jackson Pollock painting of random values just hits different. Proper debugging techniques? In this economy?