Center Div.Js: The 500MB Solution To A 5KB Problem

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Center Div.Js: The 500MB Solution To A 5KB Problem

javascript-memes, css-memes, frontend-memes, webdev-memes, frameworks-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The truth bomb that launched a thousand uncomfortable laughs at a dev conference. Nothing says "modern web development" like creating 47MB of JavaScript dependencies to avoid writing display: flex; justify-content: center;. Meanwhile, the audience is divided between those nodding in agreement and those who just published their "Revolutionary CSS-in-JS Solution" on GitHub yesterday. The irony of someone presenting this while probably using a JS framework to power their slides is just *chef's kiss*.

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