Center Div.Js: The 500MB Solution To A 5KB Problem

STOP EVERYTHING! The most accurate portrayal of full stack development I've ever witnessed! 😱 This poor child accidentally became the PERFECT metaphor for what happens when you're forced to know 37 frameworks, 12 languages, and still make it to stand-up by 9am! The disheveled hair! The dead-inside eyes! The formal attire that screams "I have a client meeting at 2 but need to debug a production issue at 1:59"! Truly the walking corpse that emerges after trying to figure out why your CSS works in Chrome but breaks in Safari while simultaneously setting up a database that refuses to connect for absolutely no logical reason whatsoever. Not a zombie—just a developer who's seen one too many merge conflicts!

Content Dad: why are your eyes red son? Son: I smoke weed. Dad: Don't Lie. You're crying because you have been coding in JavaScript. ProarammerHumor.io

Content when you meet a girl that is programmer like you but she is a C developer and you are a frontend developer But she's a princess, and you're an.. ogre

Content FUCK DEBUG TOOLS ALLIMY HOMIES USE PRINT STATEMENTS

Content THE C PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE pointer initialization 102, 138 pointer, null 102, 198 pointer subtraction 103, 138, 198 pointer to function 118, 147, 201 pointer to structure 136 pointer, void 93, 103, 120, 199 pointer vs. array 97, 99-100, 104. 113 pointer-integer conversion 198-199, 205 pointers and subscripts 97, 99, 217 pointers, array of 107 pointers, operations permitted on 103 Polish notation 74 pop function 77 portability 3, 37, 43, 49, 147, 151, 153, 185 position of braces 10 postfix and - - 46, 105 pow library function 24, 251 power function 25, 27 pragma 233 precedence of operators 17, 52, 95, 131-132, 199 prefix and - - 46, 106 preprocessor, macro 88, 228-233 preprocessor name, FILE 254 preprocessor name, LINE 254 preprocessor names, predefined 233 preprocessor operator, 90, 230 preprocessor operator 90. 230 INDEX 269 ptrdifft type name 103, 147, 206 push function 77 pushback, input 78 put library function 161, 247 put macro 176 putchar library function 15, 152, 161, 247 puts library function 164, 247 qsort function 87, 110, 120 qsort library function 253 qualifier, type 208, 211 quicksort 87, 110 quote character, 19, 37-38, 193 quote character, " 8, 20, 38, 194 r carriage return character 38, 193 raise library function 255 rand function 46 rand library function 252 RAND MAX 252 read system call 170 readdir function 184 readlines function 109 realloc library function 252 recursion 86, 139, 141, 182, 202, 269 recursive-descent parser 123

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute state of React developers in 2023! 💀 We're out here DELIBERATELY turning off optimizations with useMemo like some kind of performance-hating MONSTERS! The sheer AUDACITY of that little stick figure just smiling and nodding while React's optimization features are being MURDERED right in front of him! This is the equivalent of watching someone pour sugar in your gas tank and responding with "yea" instead of calling the police! The cognitive dissonance is just *chef's kiss* SPECTACULAR! React's over here trying its best with all those fancy hooks, and we're just like "no thanks, I PREFER my app to run like it's on a 1998 calculator watch!" 🙃