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When your grocery store's pricing system runs into JavaScript's favorite number: NaN (Not a Number). Someone tried to calculate a discount percentage and the system just went "nope, can't compute this" and slapped it on the sign anyway. The discount shows "-NaN%" which is technically accurate—you're getting negative Not-a-Number percent off, which is somehow still 45p for a kiwi. The real comedy gold here is that NaN appears TWICE—once in the discount bubble and once crossed out next to it. It's like the system tried to fix its own mistake, failed, then just gave up and printed both. Classic error handling: when in doubt, display everything and let the customer figure it out. Fun fact: In JavaScript, NaN is the only value that's not equal to itself. So NaN === NaN returns false, which means this discount is literally incomparable to itself. Schrödinger's sale price, if you will.

So cargo watch gets deprecated in Rust and the replacement is bacon . Cool, fine, whatever. But then someone tries to use it with Bun (the JavaScript runtime that's trying to replace Node) and their gherkin—sorry, I mean gerkin , the Cucumber testing framework—starts throwing a fit. The beautiful chaos here is watching someone try to mix Rust tooling with JavaScript tooling while running Chai tests in a runtime that's basically speedrunning the "move fast and break things" philosophy. It's like ordering a bacon cheeseburger but the restaurant gives you a fish sandwich and your pickle is filing a complaint. Welcome to 2024, where we have so many tools that even their names sound like breakfast items and nobody knows what works with what anymore. Just wait until someone tries to run this with Deno and a side of Toast.

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