Async Bullet: Choose Your Death

The AUDACITY of modern web development! Frontend? A BLISSFUL MEADOW of sunshine and rainbows where developers frolic with their precious UI components like they're holding up adorable babies to the sky! Meanwhile, the backend is LITERALLY HELL ON EARTH - a post-apocalyptic NIGHTMARE of burning servers, spaghetti code monsters, and data structures held together with duct tape and prayers! The best part? Users only see the pretty meadow while developers are FRANTICALLY fighting off the demon hordes of technical debt that threaten to consume their very souls! But sure, let's just add another animation to that button, shall we?

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Start a new JavaScript project with a simple npm init ? Sure, seems innocent enough! But dare to run npm install and suddenly your laptop fans kick into jet engine mode as your machine downloads half the internet. The node_modules folder is where dependencies go to multiply like rabbits on performance-enhancing drugs. One minute you're writing a simple "Hello World" app, the next you've downloaded 300MB of packages you'll never directly use. Nothing quite captures the absurdity of modern web development like watching your hard drive space vanish because you needed to import a function that pads strings with zeros.

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Who needs therapy when you can just start another side project that will consume your entire existence for three weeks before being abandoned in GitHub purgatory? The rush of creating something new is the ultimate dopamine hit—cheaper than therapy, but with the added bonus of 2AM debugging sessions and existential crises about your coding abilities. The crowd rushing toward "Yet Another Hobby Coding Project" instead of actual therapy is just *chef's kiss* relatable. We're all just one npm install away from emotional stability, right?