Async Bullet: Choose Your Death

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3 months ago 121,567 views 1 shares

Async Bullet: Choose Your Death

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First frame: "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" with hands up desperately trying to save himself.

Second frame: "Explain promises"

Third frame: "Shoot"

The eternal struggle of JavaScript developers when cornered about explaining async concepts. Sure, they can write promises all day long, but ask them to actually explain how the hell that callback-escaping magic works under the hood, and suddenly taking a bullet seems like the easier option. The callback hell they were trying to escape just became an interrogation hell instead.

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