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The programming time dilation effect is real. While Java developers are patting themselves on the back for not having to manage memory, Assembly programmers are literally aging seven human years for every hour spent coding. Meanwhile, Python swoops in with its "life's too short to use semicolons" energy, compressing what would be 34 minutes of suffering into a single one-liner. It's basically programming's version of Interstellar, except instead of a black hole, it's the crushing gravity of syntax complexity that's warping time.

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The irony of programming language names is just *chef's kiss*. Python isn't named after an actual snake but a comedy group (Monty Python). Rust isn't named after iron oxide but the fungus. Java isn't named after an island but coffee. And JavaScript? That was just marketing trying to piggyback on Java's popularity despite having about as much in common as a submarine and a sandwich. Naming things is supposedly one of the two hardest problems in computer science, and somehow we've managed to make it even more confusing. Next time someone asks me to name a new microservice, I'm calling it "FileProcessor" just to watch everyone's heads explode from the shocking clarity.

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