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Finally Got The Open GL Working In My Audio Visualizer
C++ Hardware Gamedev Programming Debugging
9 hours ago 184.6K views 0 shares
Finally Got The Open GL Working In My Audio Visualizer
When you finally get OpenGL rendering working after three days of segfaults and "undefined reference" errors, and everyone's impressed by the pretty particle effects while you're sitting there proud that your GPU is actually doing the work instead of melting your CPU. They think it's about the visuals. You know it's about that sweet, sweet hardware acceleration and those glorious 60 FPS with 2% CPU usage. The real flex isn't the sparkles—it's the efficiency, baby.

CPU At 100% Doing Absolutely Nothing
Linux Bash Programming
1 month ago 194.1K views 0 shares
CPU At 100% Doing Absolutely Nothing
Two elderly gentlemen discussing the ancient Unix wisdom of redirecting random data to the void. It's basically what happens when senior developers explain their legacy code to junior devs. The command cat /dev/urandom > /dev/null is essentially generating random data and immediately throwing it away—much like most meetings where old-timers reminisce about COBOL and punch cards while the CPU hits 100% processing absolutely nothing of value. It's the digital equivalent of telling war stories that go nowhere. Maximum effort, zero output.

Xz Exploit Fundamentals
Security Hardware Programming Linux
4 months ago 260.8K views 0 shares
Xz Exploit Fundamentals
Ah, the classic Scooby-Doo unmasking format but with a cybersecurity twist! Your CPU's pegged at 100% and you're thinking it's just normal load... until you pull off the mask and—surprise!—it's actually a sophisticated state-sponsored backdoor quietly mining crypto or exfiltrating your data. That xz exploit in a nutshell. Eight months of silent operation before anyone noticed. Just another Tuesday in infosec where the real villains aren't wearing monster costumes, they're wearing nation-state budgets.

The Best Space Heater
Java Devops Programming Backend
7 months ago 174.0K views 0 shares
The Best Space Heater
Freezing to death in your apartment? Don't worry, just run a Gradle build and WITNESS THE MIRACLE! Your computer will transform into a thermonuclear reactor that could heat an entire ZIP code! The desperate "run gradle build" solution is the programmer's equivalent of setting your money on fire for warmth—except this fire comes with a progress bar and enough CPU usage to make your laptop levitate off the desk! Who needs central heating when your development environment doubles as a space heater that could probably be seen from the International Space Station?!