Java: The Universal Fix For Broken Things

Content 79 8 41 57 0 Job Description Angular Js AWS Elasticsearch Redis MongoDB Full stack developers will be required to see out a project from conception to final product, Requiring good organizational skills and attention to detail. Working Experience: 5-6 Years Full Stack Developer Responsibilities: Design and implementation of the overall web architecture Designing user interactions on web pages. Staying abreast of developments in web applications and programming languages. "Pixel-perfect" implementation of our approved user interface Creating servers and databases for functionality deployment. Ensuring the entire stack is designed and built for speed and scalability Design and construction of our REST API Integrating our front-end UI with the constructed API Design and implementation of continuous integration and deployment Ensuring cross-platform optimization for mobile phones. Ensuring responsiveness of applications. Working alongside graphic designers for web design features. Seeing through a project from conception to finished product. Designing and developing APIs. Meeting both technical and consumer needs. Full Stack Developer Requirements: Degree in computer science. Strong interpersonal, organizational and project management skills. Proficiency with fundamental front-end languages such as HTML, CSS, and JavaScript especially Node.is elastic search. Proficiency with server-side languages such as Python, Ruby, Java, PHP, and .Net - Server management and deployment for the relevant environment Familiarity with database technology such as MySQL, Oracle, and MongoDB - Database design and management, including being up on the latest practices and associated versions Familiarity with AWS working and Devops experience. Familiarity with a relevant and globally supported framework-both front-end and back-end, if necessary-(e.g., React, Vue, Laravel or Flask ) Ideally, familiarity with CSS preprocessors, bundlers, and associated languagessyntaxeslibraries (e.g., Sass, Less, and webpack) Excellent verbal communication skills. Good problem-solving skills. Attention to detail. Understanding of user experience and possibly even product strategy Experience implementing testing platforms and unit tests Proficiency with Git ( or another version control system as required) Appreciation for clean and well documented code

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Oh honey, you thought this was about SPEED? *dramatic hair flip* The top panel shows a cute little race between programming languages, but the REAL competition is in the bottom panel where your code gets ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED by errors that come out of NOWHERE! Your precious Python with its indentation errors? TRAGIC. Java throwing NullPointerExceptions like confetti at a parade? DEVASTATING. And don't even get me STARTED on JavaScript with its NPM install drama - it's like watching a dumpster fire in slow motion while someone plays the violin! The universe doesn't care which language is faster when your code is busy IMPLODING on itself! The real winner is the bug that makes you question your entire career choice at 3AM!