Java: The Universal Fix For Broken Things

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Java: The Universal Fix For Broken Things

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The ultimate Java fix for anything broken: slap a logo on it and watch the magic happen! Just like how adding more dependencies somehow fixes your code without you understanding why. Sure, your vacuum might be running at 2% efficiency and consuming 98% of your electricity bill, but hey—at least it's technically working. Classic enterprise solution: don't fix the underlying problem, just wrap it in 17 layers of abstraction until it barely functions again.

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