Java: The Universal Fix For Broken Things

dependencies Software development Legacy code Overengineering Enterprise Java logo

Java Programming Debugging Backend

2 months ago 87,975 views 0 shares

Java: The Universal Fix For Broken Things

java-memes, programming-memes, enterprise-memes, dependencies-memes, debugging-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The ultimate Java fix for anything broken: slap a logo on it and watch the magic happen! Just like how adding more dependencies somehow fixes your code without you understanding why. Sure, your vacuum might be running at 2% efficiency and consuming 98% of your electricity bill, but hey—at least it's technically working. Classic enterprise solution: don't fix the underlying problem, just wrap it in 17 layers of abstraction until it barely functions again.

More Like This

Let's talk about Javascript..

Java Javascript Frontend Backend

5 months ago 29.4K views 0 shares

Let's talk about Javascript.. | javascript-memes, java-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content DEVS -hy-eant you just be normal? JAVASCRIPT "1"1"11 "" -10 Screams

Finally a monitor setup for java developers.

Java Backend

2 years ago 8.7K views 0 shares

Finally a monitor setup for java developers. | developer-memes, java-memes, monitor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content No text found in image

Can't wait to use this line somewhere in production

Java Javascript Programming Testing Frontend

3 years ago 37.5K views 0 shares

Can't wait to use this line somewhere in production | javascript-memes, java-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content me: "2" "2" "2" 20 ? Javascript: Yes

I Have Seen Hell

Java Programming Python Debugging Backend

2 months ago 144.1K views 0 shares

I Have Seen Hell

Oh the thousand-yard stare of a dev who's been through dependency hell ! That moment when you're trying to resurrect ancient code and make Spark, Java, and Python play nice together... it's like trying to make three cats dance in formation! The smoking cigarette is basically a requirement after hour 12 of "but it worked on the original developer's machine!" Nothing ages you faster than compatibility issues from a codebase older than most interns at your company! 😭

Does Java have any other uses besides Android app development 🤔

Java Android Backend

2 years ago 8.3K views 0 shares

Does Java have any other uses besides Android app development 🤔 | java-memes, development-memes, android-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Java Developer ISTADE TR ESCAPE 010107 Android

”11” + 1 is ”1” in C

Java Javascript Frontend Backend

2 years ago 25.1K views 0 shares

”11” + 1 is ”1” in C | javascript-memes, java-memes, c-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Joe Groff ickarter We all dunk on "11" 1 in JavaScript, but we forget it also works in C verstt tweeten cat foo.c include stdio.h int main() puts ("11" 1); clang -Wo-all foo.c .a.out 1 ProdrammerHumor.io