The Missing Function Call Revelation

When a colleague announces they're leaving, there are two types of developers: those who mourn the loss of institutional knowledge, and those who've seen Billy's SQL queries. Poor Billy committed the cardinal database sin: using a cross join with a group-by clause. That's like using a flamethrower to light birthday candles – technically it works, but the collateral damage is... extensive. The remaining team members aren't celebrating Billy's departure – they're planning his execution before he can push that monstrosity to production. Because nothing says "farewell party" like debugging someone's queries that would bring a database server to its knees.

The eternal struggle of deciphering a colleague's code has never been so perfectly captured. When someone brags about their "spaghetti code" skills, they're essentially admitting they write tangled, messy, impossible-to-follow code that somehow still works. It's like hearing someone proudly announce they've built a house using nothing but duct tape and wishful thinking. The bewildered reaction is every developer who's had to maintain that nightmare—you heard something about coding skills, but all you registered was "impending doom." This is why code reviews exist... and why developers drink.

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OH. MY. GOD. The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of hitting Caps Lock by accident and realizing your variable name is now screaming at you! First you're like "WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING?!" Then you stare at your code for 20 minutes, questioning your entire existence, only to finally spot that your precious little userName somehow transformed into UserName and now your case-sensitive language is throwing a fit! The sheer DRAMA of that moment when it finally clicks and you whisper "oh, that's why" with the defeated expression of someone who just wasted an hour of their life on a SINGLE CAPITAL LETTER! 💀

That moment when your motivational poster takes a dark turn. Nothing quite like the cold sweat of realizing you just pushed broken code to production and now have to figure out which arcane Git incantation will save your job. Ten years of experience and I still Google "how to undo git push force" every single time. The fear is real, and it never goes away.

Content stackoverflow Questions git rebase: "error: cannot stat 'file': Permission denied" 91 13 I'm using git, and made a small commit followed by a large one. I decided to use git rebase to squash the two commits together before pushing them. (I've never done this before.) So l did: git rebase - i HEAD-2 This gave me my editor, where I chose to pick the earlier commit and squash the later one. When I saved, git said: error: cannot stat 'filename': Permission denied Could not apply sha1 for later commit... initial line of text for that commit Now: Neither commit appears when I do git log. git status tells me I'm "Not currently on any branch." One file is listed as modified and in the index, and two files are listed as untracked. My first commit had just one file (I think), and my second commit had a good dozen. What happened!? How do I fix it? gIt I git-rebase share edit close flag asked May 11 '11 at 21:33 Kyraless: 116k 26 137 183 Are you, by and chance, using git on windows? - Charles Bailey May 11 '11 at 21:35 Yes. I run the commands in a DOS window. - Kyralessa May 11 '11 at 21:36 49 Just close VISUAL STUDIO. It might work share edit flag answered Sep 25 '13 at 19:55 GEl Mandan 03 616 This worked for mel - Fillip Peyton Aug 15 '14 at 18:45 this is the correct answer.. Thank You! - toha Dec 17 '14 at 7:51 I had visual studio locking those files, too. Unlocker showed me. - Varga Tamas Jan 14 '15 at 8:13 Thank you! Worked for me - juliet Feb 11 '15 at 22:16