I'd Rather Die Of Thirst

web development Programming languages Language wars Tech stack Developer preferences Developer loyalty

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5 months ago 171,377 views 0 shares

I'd Rather Die Of Thirst

javascript-memes, java-memes, programming-languages-memes, developer-preferences-memes, tech-stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Dehydrated developer crawling through a desert, passes by a Java water stand only to keep crawling toward JavaScript instead. The eternal battle of preferences continues! Some devs would literally risk heatstroke before touching certain languages. The irony is beautiful - Java and JavaScript are as related as car and carpet, yet the exhausted dev's loyalty remains unshaken. That's commitment to your tech stack that borders on clinical insanity. Next frame: same dev bypassing React for jQuery because "it's vintage."

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