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Content Hey Dad, how do Recursive Algorithms work First you call function Then you call the same function Then you call the same function Then you call the same function Then you call the same function Then vou call the same function OH. I SHOULD'VE GUESSED Exit Condition! ProarammerHumor in

The eternal frontend struggle in three acts: Act 1: Your website and performance are perfectly balanced on the seesaw. Life is good. Act 2: "Let me just add this tiny CSS library that saves three lines of code." *Balance shifts slightly* Act 3: *500KB later* Your website is now crushing performance into the stratosphere while the hand of fate (probably your project manager) reaches in to fix the disaster. And this, friends, is why we can't have nice things in web development. Those "lightweight" libraries are the gateway drug to bundle bloat.

Ah, the modern JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell. Need to optimize your project? Just delete half of it randomly! The beauty of Thanos.js is that it solves the bloated node_modules problem with the same elegant solution Thanos had for universe overpopulation. Perfectly balanced, as all git repositories should be. The real joke is that for a split second, some developers probably thought "hmm, that might actually work better than the 47 dependencies I'm currently using to center a div."

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