I'd Rather Die Of Thirst

The eternal JavaScript ecosystem cycle in three acts: Act 1: "Oh no, I need to convert my perfectly functional JavaScript to TypeScript because the internet says so." *head explodes* Act 2: "Finally finished the TypeScript migration. My code is now bulletproof and I am a superior being." *smug satisfaction* Act 3: "Wait, the internet now says TypeScript is terrible and everyone's going back to JavaScript?" *head re-explodes* The only constant in web development is that whatever you just spent months implementing will be declared obsolete approximately 17 minutes after you finish.

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Behold the horrifying family lineage of programming languages! C and C++ started as a respectable couple with just TWO family members. Fast forward a measly 5 years and BOOM—JavaScript appears. But wait for the apocalypse! 60 years later we're drowning in a TSUNAMI of JavaScript frameworks and libraries that have multiplied faster than rabbits on energy drinks! The family tree looks like someone sneezed on a genealogy chart! This is what happens when you let a language created in 10 days reproduce unchecked. The horror! THE HORROR!

Remember when we had to intentionally slow down our code because users didn't trust anything that worked too efficiently? That's peak corporate logic right there. Nothing says "professional software" like artificially adding a 30-second loading bar to instant search results. Because apparently, if it doesn't make you wait, it can't possibly be working hard enough! The best part? Everyone was happier with the objectively worse product. Sometimes I wonder if we're actually moving backwards as a species...