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Content Paul Graham and 2 others liked Replit : I Replit 12h If Java is so good at garbage collection, why doesn't it collect itself? 79 17 192 1,746

Content Oh yeah, tell me what you want! Talk dirty to me I hard coded sensitive information into the code and then did a commit Yo wtf

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Content Zein Makki ZeinSMakki Replying to codinghorror A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs" The programmer never returns. 1:19 PM 01 Jun 19 Twitter for Android

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You want to make a game? Cool! You're using Java? Great choice! Oh wait, you're using Gradle as your build tool? Say hello to your new full-time job: deciphering cryptic dependency resolution errors that read like ancient hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated elephant. The Gradle elephant starts off looking all cute and friendly, but then it transforms into this nightmare creature that throws walls of red text at you. "Failed to resolve all artifacts for configuration 'classpath'" – yeah, thanks buddy, super helpful. Nothing says "fun game development" quite like spending 6 hours debugging your build system instead of actually building your game. The best part? The error message is longer than your actual game code. Gradle's basically that friend who can't give you simple directions and instead explains the entire history of the road system.