I Love Eclipses

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I Love Eclipses

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The classic developer miscommunication. Guy thinks they're bonding over lunar events, but she's thinking Java IDE. The real tragedy? He probably spent 20 minutes configuring his astronomy app while she just downloaded Eclipse and it worked first try. Meanwhile, IntelliJ users are watching from a distance, sipping coffee and judging them both.

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