The Green Character Guide To Programming Languages

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Content I DON'T WANT TO DO RECURSION ANYMORE WANT TO BEHAPPY

This is what happens when you don't implement a proper base case! The kid yells about recursion under the bed, then we see the dad looking under the bed... only to find another kid yelling about recursion under that bed. It's recursion all the way down! The programmer's equivalent of the monster under your bed is just an infinite stack overflow waiting to happen. Sweet dreams, hope your call stack doesn't explode before morning!

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): os.syal FUNNY GOLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Content C, do you ever get sad about not. having boolean variables? Python, that's just silly. Who needs booleans, when integers are so much better! Huh! How would you know, anyway? Fine. Let's ask Java. Java. wnica co vourink are better, bools or ints? Geez, that's a hard one. Come on Java, you must know! You have both types! Well. Sorry, guys... just can't compare them.

Content alwaysHasBeen wait, it's all Javascript?