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Grammar lessons from the concurrency trenches. While you're busy learning Latin plurals for your CS vocabulary, the mutex is quietly plotting your demise with race conditions and deadlocks. The joke here is brutal: mutex (mutual exclusion) is supposed to be your savior in multithreaded programming, preventing race conditions by locking shared resources. But its plural? "Deadlock." Because when you start using multiple mutexes without proper ordering, you're basically writing a suicide note for your application. Thread A locks mutex 1 and waits for mutex 2, while Thread B locks mutex 2 and waits for mutex 1. Congrats, your program is now frozen in time like a developer staring at their production logs at 3 AM. The irony is chef's kiss—the very thing meant to save you becomes your downfall when you scale up. It's like hiring security guards who end up blocking each other in doorways.

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