Compact code Memes

Java's weight loss journey is more impressive than any before-and-after fitness ad. Java 8 was that bulky framework carrying around excessive boilerplate code like it was trying to compensate for something. Meanwhile, Java 25 promises to be the sleek, efficient language we never thought possible – stripped of verbosity and unnecessary ceremony. Oracle finally realized that "public static void main(String[] args)" is just fancy speak for "hello world shouldn't require a doctoral thesis." Next update: Java fits on a floppy disk and your IDE stops begging for more RAM.