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Compact Java Is Coming

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Compact Java Is Coming

Java's weight loss journey is more impressive than any before-and-after fitness ad. Java 8 was that bulky framework carrying around excessive boilerplate code like it was trying to compensate for something. Meanwhile, Java 25 promises to be the sleek, efficient language we never thought possible – stripped of verbosity and unnecessary ceremony. Oracle finally realized that "public static void main(String[] args)" is just fancy speak for "hello world shouldn't require a doctoral thesis." Next update: Java fits on a floppy disk and your IDE stops begging for more RAM.

When You Ask For Input In Different Languages

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4 months ago 155.8K views 0 shares

When You Ask For Input In Different Languages

Python swoops in like a superhero with its magical one-liner a = int(input()) while Java is over there TORTURING DEVELOPERS with its ceremonial three-line ritual just to get a freaking number! Sweet mercy! It's like comparing ordering takeout to performing a full Thanksgiving dinner from scratch. Python's all "here's your input, enjoy!" and Java's like "FIRST YOU MUST IMPORT THE ANCIENT SCROLLS, THEN SUMMON THE SCANNER DEMON, AND FINALLY EXTRACT THE INTEGER FROM THE VOID." No wonder Python developers are smiling while Java devs look like they've seen unspeakable horrors in the abyss of verbosity!