Average Java Hater Experience

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Average Java Hater Experience

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Ah, the classic Java hater's paradox. First panel: "Java error messages are too long to understand anything!" with a stack trace that would make War and Peace look like a tweet. Second panel: The same person happily embracing C's cryptic "Segmentation fault" - which is basically the programming equivalent of your car making a weird noise and then exploding without explanation.

Sure, Java might write you a novel about what went wrong, complete with character development and plot twists, but at least it's trying to help. Meanwhile, C is over there like "something broke somewhere, good luck finding it, sucker!"

The cognitive dissonance is chef's kiss perfect. It's like complaining your doctor gives too much information while preferring the mechanic who just shrugs and says "car bad."

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