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Java Programming Debugging Backend

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Java Be Like

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Fixing broken software with Java is like slapping a Java logo on a broken vacuum and expecting miracles. The punchline here is the double meaning of "suck" – both as in vacuum suction and as in being terrible. Just like how adding Java to a project doesn't magically fix underlying design flaws, but hey, at least now your broken code runs on 3 billion devices.

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