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Content Most people rejected His message. RECURSION AND REGEX AREN'T HARD. YOU JUST LACK FORMAL EDUCATION Shut up! They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16

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Someone innocently asks for book recommendations that made you cry, and the response? "Data Structures and Algorithms in Java (2nd Edition)." Because nothing says emotional devastation quite like trying to implement a balanced binary search tree at 2 AM while questioning every life choice that led you to CS. The hardcover is $33.89-$45.04, but the therapy sessions you'll need after chapter 7 on graph algorithms? Priceless. That purple nautical-themed cover has haunted more students than any horror novel ever could. The real kicker is that 4-star rating—clearly left by people with Stockholm syndrome. Fun fact: Data structures textbooks are the only books where you cry going in AND coming out, but for completely different reasons. First from the price tag, then from the content.

Content Things I have learnt from this subreddit as a non programmer - Users just do things that they are not supposed to do and It looks like they are purposely trying to break the code. - Legacy code is written and understood only by gods and they only way to convert it into modern code is to fucking write the thing from scratch. - Jobs require ungodly amount of experience. They want a full stack developer EVERY FUCKING TIME. - Senior devs have given up on life and they just do just enough to get their salaries. They work on production just for the thriller. - There is a communication gap between the client and the programmer just because of the fucking management. - You should never work on the main branch and push things to production but its the norm. - Debugging is staring at the code until it works again. - Programmers just copy and paste code. The only real programmers to ever exist are Terry Davis and some random people who maintain libraries that are responsible for doing math on every computer on the planet. - There is just some mystery code in every codebase that appears to do nothing but when removed sets everything in flames. It is usually commented "Don't touch". - If you ask anything on StackOverflow, Its a stupid question. - Sales teams tell the client that the devs can make everything happen even if its computationally impossible. - Its better to take 5 hours solving bugs rather than spend 5 minutes reading the documentation. Programmers don't have lives anyways. - If you are seeking to learn programming learn JavaScript. The next step is to find a new career

Python developers casually strolling through life while Java and C++ programmers get absolutely demolished by syntax errors. Nothing says "I'm superior" like not needing semicolons to survive. Meanwhile, the other languages are drowning in brackets, pointers, and compiler errors that make you question your career choices. Python's just there like "indentation is all you need, bro." The programming equivalent of showing up to a gunfight with a spoon and somehow winning.

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