Very Anonymous Indeed

The tech evolution iceberg is the perfect personality test for developers. Started with Windows and macOS? Basic normie. Running Linux/Windows dual boot with Firefox? Congrats, you've achieved tech bro status. But the real fun starts when you hit the nerd level with Vim and full disk encryption. The basement dwellers are running custom kernels and using IRC like it's still 2005. "What messaging app do you use?" "Oh, just /bin/dash, you wouldn't understand." Then there's the glowie tier with encrypted GRUB and air-gapped machines. These folks compile their own compilers because they don't trust the ones that compiled the compilers. And finally, the ascended beings who've transcended physical hardware entirely. They probably run consciousness.sh directly on the universe's quantum fabric. The rest of us are just trying to remember our WiFi password.

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The programming language rivalry reaches Marvel-level intensity! C++ developers reacting to Rust like Iron Man fighting Winter Soldier. Why? Because Rust is literally C++'s kryptonite—a memory-safe language designed to solve the exact problems that make C++ devs wake up in cold sweats at 3 AM. The double pun is *chef's kiss*: Rust the language is threatening C++'s dominance while actual rust (oxidized iron) threatens metal. No wonder they're throwing punches—their entire identity is under attack!

Git renamed the default branch from "master" to "main" a few years back for inclusivity reasons, and the tech world collectively nodded in approval. But developers? We're creatures of muscle memory and habit. After typing "git checkout master" for a decade, suddenly switching to "main" feels like learning to write with your other hand. But "_start"? Now that's the real winner here. It's got that raw, unfiltered energy of someone who just wants to get stuff done without getting tangled in naming conventions. No politics, no legacy baggage—just pure, unapologetic functionality. Plus, it perfectly captures that "I'm starting fresh and I don't care about your conventions" vibe that every developer secretly wishes they could embrace. Honestly, "_start" sounds like what you'd name your branch at 2 PM on a Friday when you've already mentally checked out but still need to push that feature.

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Content Yay! I wrote a program that never loses at tic-tac-toe! Ok, but why are the "if"s nested more than four times? The user can only move five times in a game ProgrammerHumor. In case the user wants to play again