Your company-issued laptop is basically a fortune-telling device for your career trajectory. Dell? Corporate drone with a ticking clock. MacBook? Startup darling living paycheck-to-funding-round. But if they hand you a ThinkPad, congratulations on your involuntary lifetime appointment! That red TrackPoint nub might as well be a ball and chain. The laptop doesn't just run your code—it's running the simulation of your entire professional future.
Your Laptop Predicts Your Fate
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