thinkpad Memes

The eternal battle of development environments! On the left, we have sleek iPads representing modern Apple hardware—thin, light, beautiful, and probably costs more than your monthly rent. On the right? A battle-hardened ThinkPad running Linux with terminal windows that look like they're decrypting the Matrix. Plot twist: that ancient ThinkPad has survived three coffee spills, two office moves, and can compile kernel code while the iPad is still trying to figure out if it's a computer or a really expensive cutting board. The real punchline? That 10-year-old ThinkPad with its mechanical keyboard and enough ports to connect to NASA is probably the one actually shipping production code. Those stickers aren't decoration—they're battle scars!

Ah, Best Buy bringing back the Y2K38 apocalypse warnings. That sticker is telling you to shut down your computer before 03:14:07 on January 19, 2038 – when 32-bit Unix timestamps roll over and potentially brick everything running on them. Just like Y2K but with fewer panic bunkers and more GitHub issues. At this point, I'm more worried about my code from last sprint than some timestamp issue 14 years from now. Though I'm impressed anyone thinks my ThinkPad will still boot by then.

The ancient ThinkPad begging for sweet release while its obsessive owner keeps upgrading it with new SSDs and RAM modules for the 47th time. That battered keyboard has typed enough lines of Perl to deserve retirement, but no—you've installed Linux on it again and keep bragging about how "they don't make them like this anymore." Meanwhile, the poor machine's fan sounds like a jet engine and the battery lasts exactly 12 minutes, but you're still convinced it's superior to any modern ultrabook. The relationship is basically tech Stockholm syndrome at this point.

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Content Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:14:37 No.76848836 76848808 76848065 at college have a brand new Thinkpad everybody else is using ipads, or some cheaper tablet, a few macbooks professer is a huge macfag tells us mac is the future and we are stupid if we don't get a mac tell him he is wrong he pulls me up to compare my laptop to his macbook mine is faster, and better in every way starts getting mad he pours water over mine by "accident" "oh no! your 90's laptop is dead! you had better go buy a new macbook after class today!" "Actually, this is a 2000 top of the range thinkad, and it's water proof" hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his "the fuck did you just do? GET OUT OF MY CLASS!" tried to get me expelled they look at the security footage come back next week and see a new lecturer. he's a huge Linuxopen source fag has Richard Stallman picture on his thinkpad ProdrammerHumor io

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