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How To Properly Cool Your Laptop!
Hardware Gamedev Windows
19 days ago 73.6K views 0 shares
How To Properly Cool Your Laptop!
When your gaming laptop hits 9000°C but you're determined to finish that race without thermal throttling. Engineers at Dell never anticipated this level of problem-solving brilliance. Who needs fancy liquid cooling when you can balance your laptop on an industrial fan that probably uses more electricity than your entire neighborhood? Nothing says "I understand computer hardware" like positioning your device directly above what is essentially a tiny helicopter. The irony of running Need for Speed while ensuring your laptop doesn't actually burst into flames is just *chef's kiss*.

Complaining About Ports When You're On Potato Hardware
Gamedev Hardware Windows Programming
1 month ago 69.4K views 0 shares
Complaining About Ports When You're On Potato Hardware
THE AUDACITY! Someone's out here trying to run Cyberpunk 2077 on what's essentially a digital fossil! 💀 Imagine blaming game developers for your prehistoric Dell Optiplex that was outdated when Obama was first elected! It's like showing up to an F1 race with a horse and cart and wondering why you can't keep up. That poor machine is begging for retirement while this person is demanding it render 4K explosions. The only thing that computer can run smoothly is Windows XP and maybe—MAYBE—Minesweeper if you're not too aggressive with the clicks.

Your Laptop Predicts Your Fate
Hardware MacOS Apple Windows Programming
1 month ago 90.3K views 0 shares
Your Laptop Predicts Your Fate
Your company-issued laptop is basically a fortune-telling device for your career trajectory. Dell? Corporate drone with a ticking clock. MacBook? Startup darling living paycheck-to-funding-round. But if they hand you a ThinkPad, congratulations on your involuntary lifetime appointment! That red TrackPoint nub might as well be a ball and chain. The laptop doesn't just run your code—it's running the simulation of your entire professional future.

Laptop BIOS Setup Key
Hardware Windows Linux
1 month ago 124.0K views 0 shares
Laptop BIOS Setup Key
The eternal laptop BIOS key guessing game—where every manufacturer picks a different magic button combination just to watch us suffer. Dell uses F2, HP prefers F10, Lenovo loves F1, and ASUS goes with Delete. Then there's that one guy suggesting "just use DEL" like we're all using the same hardware from 1998. Nothing says "standardization" like frantically mashing every F-key while your laptop boots. It's basically percussion practice for desperate sysadmins.

Dell Makes 100% Sure You Know What It Means To Remove Their Software
Windows Microsoft
2 months ago 78.5K views 1 shares
Dell Makes 100% Sure You Know What It Means To Remove Their Software
Dell's uninstaller is treating you like you've never encountered the concept of deletion before. "Click Remove to remove" followed by "this program will no longer be available for use" is the software equivalent of explaining that water is wet. The dramatic movie scene below perfectly captures the existential crisis one experiences when faced with such profound wisdom. It's like Dell thinks we might believe uninstalling their software merely sends it on vacation to the Bahamas rather than, you know, actually removing it from existence. Next they'll add a warning that says "Breathing is recommended for continued survival."

HTTP Status Code: 5070 PC Not Found
Hardware Networking Windows Programming
2 months ago 132.3K views 0 shares
HTTP Status Code: 5070 PC Not Found
When you're about to drop $415 on a Dell Workstation but then notice it's model 5070. That's not a PC, that's a glorified HTTP error code with a graphics card. Somewhere, a server admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why. At least it's not model 404 - then you'd never find it after ordering.