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Your Laptop Predicts Your Fate
Hardware MacOS Apple Windows Programming
10 hours ago 46.3K views 0 shares
Your Laptop Predicts Your Fate
Your company-issued laptop is basically a fortune-telling device for your career trajectory. Dell? Corporate drone with a ticking clock. MacBook? Startup darling living paycheck-to-funding-round. But if they hand you a ThinkPad, congratulations on your involuntary lifetime appointment! That red TrackPoint nub might as well be a ball and chain. The laptop doesn't just run your code—it's running the simulation of your entire professional future.

No But Yes: The Unspoken Curriculum Of CS Degrees
Programming
21 days ago 67.2K views 0 shares
No But Yes: The Unspoken Curriculum Of CS Degrees
The career counselor never mentioned this path on the CS degree flowchart! Silicon Valley's dating scene has become its own bizarre ecosystem where tech stereotypes and cultural fetishization collide in a perfect storm of awkwardness. The real technical interview is explaining to your parents why you moved 3,000 miles away to become part of this strange sociological experiment. Meanwhile, the actual coding is just what happens between happy hours where everyone pretends to care about "disrupting" something.

But Performance
Webdev React Android Ios Javascript
1 month ago 136.3K views 0 shares
But Performance
The smugness is palpable! Flynn Rider here represents the web dev who's convinced native apps are dinosaurs heading for extinction. Meanwhile, native devs are quietly enjoying their superior performance, offline capabilities, and battery efficiency while the web stack changes completely every six months. Sure, web tech is "everywhere" - just like that restaurant with 2-star reviews. It's there, but do you really want it? The irony is that this meme was probably viewed on a native app because the web version crashed.