Laptops Memes

Your company-issued laptop is basically a fortune-telling device for your career trajectory. Dell? Corporate drone with a ticking clock. MacBook? Startup darling living paycheck-to-funding-round. But if they hand you a ThinkPad, congratulations on your involuntary lifetime appointment! That red TrackPoint nub might as well be a ball and chain. The laptop doesn't just run your code—it's running the simulation of your entire professional future.

OH MY STARS AND MOTHERBOARDS! He-Man is out here dropping tech wisdom bombs like it's the apocalypse! 💀 Non-upgradeable RAM is the VILLAIN of the computing universe! When that memory is soldered to the motherboard, you're basically TRAPPED in RAM prison for eternity! No upgrades! No escape! Just you and your pathetic 8GB until the end of time! By the power of Grayskull, heed this warning from our muscular tech advisor or face the HORROR of desperately trying to run Chrome with 47 tabs while your soldered RAM screams for mercy!