Fuck Icue

Rgb Icue Corsair Pc building Minimalism Bloatware System-resources Gaming pc

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Fuck Icue

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Finally decided to go full minimalist and build a PC without any RGB nonsense? Welcome to inner peace. No more dealing with iCUE eating 2GB of RAM just to make your keyboard rainbow puke. No more software conflicts between five different RGB ecosystems that refuse to sync. No more wondering why your PC takes an extra 30 seconds to boot because Corsair's bloatware is having an existential crisis.

Just pure, clean, black components doing their job without demanding you sacrifice system resources to the RGB gods. Your CPU usage dropped by 5% and your sanity increased by 500%. Who knew that NOT having rainbow vomit everywhere would feel this liberating?

Thanos here perfectly captures that moment of zen when you realize your PC is now just... a computer. Not a disco ball. Not a Christmas tree. Just a machine that compiles code without trying to sync with seventeen different RGB profiles.

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