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Guys, How I Can Stop My Demon Core From Blinding Me?

Guys, How I Can Stop My Demon Core From Blinding Me?
Ah, the infamous RGB lighting on a gaming PC that's bright enough to signal aliens! The joke here is brilliant—calling it a "demon core" references the notorious nuclear physics experiment that emitted deadly blue light when criticality was reached. Your GPU isn't just rendering frames—it's rendering your retinas useless! That's what happens when you max out those RGB settings and create a miniature sun in your bedroom. The PC master race's equivalent of a nuclear meltdown is three fans of blinding blue light at 3am when you're just trying to fix that one bug. Pro tip: If you can see your skeleton through your hand when checking your RAM, you might want to dial down those settings in the RGB controller software. Your corneas will thank you.

Even The Used Market Is Getting Expensive

Even The Used Market Is Getting Expensive
A masterful historical burn. The meme references Marie Antoinette's infamous "let them eat cake" quote when told the peasants had no bread, showcasing her disconnection from reality. Similarly, suggesting Macs as an alternative to expensive GPUs is equally out of touch—like recommending a $2000+ computer known for mediocre gaming performance to someone who can't afford a graphics card. It's the tech equivalent of suggesting caviar to someone who can't afford ramen.

The $3000 Mod Manager

The $3000 Mod Manager
Ah yes, the classic "spend more time optimizing than using" paradox. Drop $3K on a liquid-cooled RGB monstrosity capable of simulating alternate universes, then waste half a day installing 147 Skyrim mods to make the horses look prettier and the cheese wheels more realistic. The true endgame isn't actually playing—it's creating a perfectly modded setup that you'll admire from the desktop before launching Steam to buy another game you'll never play. The modding itself becomes the game, and frankly, that's the most expensive puzzle game ever created.

Max Load Keeping The Cookie Warm

Max Load Keeping The Cookie Warm
When your GPU runs so hot it doubles as a cookie warmer. That's not a bug, it's a feature! High-end graphics cards pushing 80°C while rendering those sweet 144 FPS is the most expensive kitchen appliance you never knew you needed. Next-level multitasking: compiling shaders while keeping your chocolate chips in that perfect melty state. The RGB lighting isn't just for show—it's indicating whether your snack is at optimal temperature. Now if only we could expense this to the company as "thermal output testing equipment."

The Bell Curve Of PC Cooling Opinions

The Bell Curve Of PC Cooling Opinions
The bell curve of PC cooling opinions is brutal. On the far left and right, we have the chill 0.1% who just use whatever fan came with their case and sleep peacefully at night. Moving inward to the 2% and 14%, we find slightly more opinionated but still reasonable humans. Then there's the sweaty 34% in the middle screaming "NO! I NEED A PUSH PULL AIO!" while literally crying tears of thermal paste. These are the people who spend more time optimizing their cooling setup than actually using their computer. For the uninitiated, a push-pull AIO (All-In-One) liquid cooling setup uses fans on both sides of a radiator—because apparently one set of fans wasn't enough anxiety about potential leaks destroying your $3000 gaming rig.

The $10,000 Budget Gaming Setup Paradox

The $10,000 Budget Gaming Setup Paradox
Ah yes, the classic "budget gaming PC" paradox. Spend $9,950 on a shiny new RTX GPU, then house it in what appears to be a case salvaged from the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Because priorities! Nothing says "I understand resource allocation" like putting a Formula 1 engine in a rusted-out 1987 Toyota Corolla. The dust alone in that case is probably older than half the games in your Steam library that you'll never play. But hey, at least you can run Crysis at 240fps while slowly developing a respiratory disease from the airborne archaeological dig happening inside your tower.

GPUs Then And Now: The Great Wallet Massacre

GPUs Then And Now: The Great Wallet Massacre
Remember when buying a GPU was just an expense and not a second mortgage? In 2009, dropping $500 on a graphics card felt like a splurge. Fast forward to 2025, and you're staring at a $4,799 price tag with the same horrified expression as someone who just found out their entire codebase has no comments. Thanks crypto miners, AI enthusiasts, and whatever unholy alliance of market forces conspired to make rendering pixels cost more than my first car. At this rate, we'll soon be trading organs for ray tracing capabilities.

Doom 1993 Benchmark

Doom 1993 Benchmark
The eternal GPU benchmarking disappointment. You spend hours researching the perfect graphics card, finding benchmarks showing it'll run Doom (1993) at 500 FPS. Then reality hits when all you actually play are Valorant and CS2 - games that would run on a calculator powered by a potato. That $1200 RTX card is now just an expensive space heater rendering stick figures at competitive settings.

Boxed Components Don't Compute

Boxed Components Don't Compute
Spent $3000 on high-end components, forgot to actually build the PC. Classic rookie mistake of confusing "buying parts" with "assembling computer." That RTX 4070 isn't going to install itself, buddy. Next time try removing the components from their boxes and connecting them together—it's this weird hack that makes computers actually turn on.

Switching From Console To PC For The First Time

Switching From Console To PC For The First Time
That moment when you finally build your first gaming PC after years on console, and suddenly there's a portal to another dimension of configuration options. Look at Morty freaking out over all those settings! His brain is executing a panic.exe while Rick's just standing there like "Yeah, welcome to PC gaming, where the frame rates are uncapped and the graphics settings actually matter." Console gamers: "Press X to play." PC gamers: "Let me just tweak these 47 graphics settings, configure my RGB lighting, update 3 different drivers, and troubleshoot why my second monitor keeps flickering when I launch Steam."

Have You Tried Unpacking It First?

Have You Tried Unpacking It First?
Shocking revelation: computers don't work when they're still in their boxes. Revolutionary concept, I know. Next up: why your car won't start when the engine is sitting in your garage separate from the chassis. The irony of having $3000+ worth of high-end components—RTX 4070, AMD CPU, fancy SSD—all neatly packaged while wondering why your digital powerhouse refuses to boot. Have you tried, I don't know... assembling it first? Pro tip: Computer parts work significantly better when not imprisoned in cardboard and plastic. The magic happens when you free them from their retail chains and connect them together. Revolutionary, I know.

The PC Building Sins Of My Nephew

The PC Building Sins Of My Nephew
Oh. My. GAWD. The absolute TRAVESTY of PC building ignorance on display here! 😱 This nephew is committing CARDINAL SINS of hardware understanding - locking his refresh rate at 144Hz while running 1080p (as if that's some technical achievement), drooling over prebuilts when REAL enthusiasts build their own, and claiming he needs more RGB (because obviously more rainbow lights = more computing power). The final nail in this coffin of tech sacrilege? He thinks upgrading from a 3060 Ti to a 4060 is worth bragging about. Honey, that's barely an upgrade - it's like trading your 2015 Honda Civic for a 2016 Honda Civic and calling yourself a car enthusiast! 💅