Then They Ask You To Pre-Order For $80

Steam sales hit different when you're a developer with a backlog of 847 unplayed games. Your rational brain knows you have enough games to last until retirement, but Steam's showing you a 90% discount on some indie roguelike you'll definitely "play later." The logic doesn't matter anymore—it's not about playing games, it's about owning them. Your library becomes a digital hoard, a monument to good deals and poor impulse control. Every seasonal sale is just another intervention that nobody shows up to because they're all too busy buying games they won't play either.

The noble aspirations of AI research versus the grim reality of where computational power actually goes. On the left, we have AI detecting breast cancer 5 years before it develops—potentially saving countless lives. On the right, some poor GPU is being absolutely tortured to render a cow at 15 FPS in what appears to be the world's jankiest video game, complete with a rage-filled gamer screaming about "fake frames." It's the perfect encapsulation of humanity's priorities: we build supercomputers that could solve humanity's greatest challenges, then immediately use them to make slightly better cow animations. The bottom corner showing all those graphics settings (RTX, DLSS, etc.) is just the chef's kiss of overkill for whatever that monstrosity is supposed to be.

Behold! The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of modern gaming! 😱 Remember when Nvidia was that sweet company making graphics cards for us gamers? Well DARLING, those days are GONE! They've abandoned us faster than developers abandon projects after saying "it's almost done!" Now it's all "AI this" and "machine learning that" while PC gamers are left SCREAMING into the void! Your RTX 4090 costs more than your first car? Nvidia's response? ZEROOOOO! GPU prices making you consider selling a kidney? Nvidia cares? ABSOLUTELY ZERO! Meanwhile, their stock price is doing the cha-cha slide to the moon because AI companies are throwing BUCKETS of money at them! The betrayal! The drama! The GPU-shaped hole in our wallets!

The absurd dichotomy of game development in a nutshell! Somehow implementing a physics-defying hellspawn with particle effects and dynamic lighting? "No problem, I'll have that ready by lunch." But adding a simple cosmetic item like a scarf? Suddenly we're dealing with cloth physics, collision detection, and animation rigging nightmares that would make Cthulhu weep. It's the classic developer paradox where seemingly trivial features become technical debt monsters while the impossible features are just Tuesday afternoon tasks. The compiler gods are fickle indeed.

The duality of PC ownership perfectly captured. Laptop users are out here running Chrome like it's Crysis, watching their temps hit near-boiling point and just... vibing. "96°C CPU? 98°C GPU? Yeah, that's just Tuesday." The laptop is basically a portable space heater at this point, and the attitude is pure "if it ain't thermal throttling, we're good." Meanwhile, desktop users see 67°C during an actual gaming session and immediately spiral into existential crisis mode. "Should I reapply thermal paste? Do I need more fans? Is my AIO pump dying? Should I just rebuild the entire system?" The paranoia is real when you've invested in proper cooling and expect NASA-grade temperatures. The irony? The laptop is genuinely suffering while the desktop owner is panicking over what are objectively excellent temps. It's like comparing someone casually juggling chainsaws to someone wearing full protective gear to open a can of soup.

The circle of tech life continues. Nintendo's 3DS died in 2024, only for Samsung to resurrect the glasses-free 3D concept a year later with their fancy Odyssey monitor. Ten years of developers avoiding 3D like the plague, and now we're supposed to believe it's revolutionary again? Watch us waste another decade optimizing for a feature nobody asked for while our actual code still runs on duct tape and prayers.