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Thought Of Y'All When I Stole This Meme

Thought Of Y'All When I Stole This Meme
When AI companies scrape the entire internet for training data and gamers can't even afford 128GB of RAM without taking out a second mortgage. The irony is chef's kiss—AI gets to gobble up terabytes of data for free while we're out here paying $1,747.99 for what amounts to 128GB of memory sticks. Big tech out here training models on billion-parameter neural networks with data centers full of hardware, meanwhile gamers are choosing between eating dinner and upgrading their rig to run the latest AAA title at medium settings. The wealth gap between AI infrastructure and consumer hardware has never been more painfully visible. At least the video has an 87% approval rating, so we're all suffering together in solidarity.

These Prices Omg…..

These Prices Omg…..
When your RGB RAM costs the same as a used car, you know you've entered the PC building dimension where priorities get... interesting. That Corsair Dominator Titanium DDR5 kit will set you back enough to buy a perfectly functional 2004 Volkswagen Golf. Both will get you places, but only one has RGB lighting and marginally better compile times. The real kicker? You'll justify the RAM purchase by saying "but I need it for Docker containers" while that Golf could actually take you to the office. But let's be honest, nobody's choosing reliable transportation over shaving 0.3 seconds off their webpack build time. Priorities are priorities.

The Immortal Power Supply

The Immortal Power Supply
Seven years of hardware evolution, three operating systems, and that Corsair AX 760 power supply just refuses to die. It's watched your GPU upgrade from a GTX 760 to a 3090 to a hypothetical 9070 XT. Witnessed the rise of Ryzen from Intel's shadow. Endured RAM doubling from 8GB to 32GB. Meanwhile, your motherboard keeps getting fancier hats. That PSU is the IT equivalent of the guy who's been at the company for 25 years and still uses the same coffee mug while everyone around him gets replaced with younger models.