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A Loading Screen From My Competitive Pc Building Game
Gamedev Hardware
21 hours ago 121.4K views 0 shares
A Loading Screen From My Competitive Pc Building Game
Oh honey, nothing says "quality gaming experience" quite like a v0.0.0 patch that literally adds a feature where Amazon might just ship you a LITERAL BRICK instead of that $1,500 RTX 4090 you've been saving up for! Because why would you want actual graphics processing power when you could have... construction materials? The absolute AUDACITY of calling this version 0.0.0 is chef's kiss—like, they're not even pretending this game is remotely stable. And the casual "Thanks, Amazon" is the perfect touch of passive-aggressive genius, referencing the very real horror stories of people ordering expensive GPUs and receiving everything from bricks to bags of sand. Talk about adding realism to your PC building simulator! The GPU graphic in the corner is just sitting there, mocking you with its three beautiful fans that you'll never get to spin because Amazon's warehouse workers are playing roulette with your order. Truly immersive gameplay! 10/10 would get scammed again.

Diy
Hardware Debugging
3 days ago 245.2K views 0 shares
DIY
Customer complains their PC shuts down after a few seconds. Tech opens the case to find what can only be described as a crime scene: the CPU cooler has been replaced with actual kitchen utensils. Someone took "Do It Yourself" way too literally and decided that a comb and some butter knives would make excellent thermal management solutions. Spoiler alert: they don't. The CPU probably hit thermal throttling faster than you can say "thermal paste." Pretty sure the PC was just trying to protect itself from this abomination by shutting down. Can't blame it, honestly.

I Knew I've Seen This Tech Before Modern GPUs
Hardware Gamedev
3 days ago 285.2K views 0 shares
I Knew I've Seen This Tech Before Modern GPUs
So modern GPUs need a 12-pin power connector that looks suspiciously like... a car cigarette lighter? The resemblance is uncanny and honestly concerning. We've gone from "can it run Crysis?" to "can your power supply literally light cigarettes?" The fact that your graphics card now requires the same form factor as a device designed to heat metal coils is probably a sign we've taken the power consumption arms race a bit too far. Next gen GPUs will just come with a dedicated nuclear reactor and we'll all pretend it's normal. "Yeah bro, my RTX 6090 only needs 2000 watts, pretty efficient actually."

Fuck Icue
Hardware Windows
4 days ago 419.5K views 0 shares
Fuck Icue
Finally decided to go full minimalist and build a PC without any RGB nonsense? Welcome to inner peace. No more dealing with iCUE eating 2GB of RAM just to make your keyboard rainbow puke. No more software conflicts between five different RGB ecosystems that refuse to sync. No more wondering why your PC takes an extra 30 seconds to boot because Corsair's bloatware is having an existential crisis. Just pure, clean, black components doing their job without demanding you sacrifice system resources to the RGB gods. Your CPU usage dropped by 5% and your sanity increased by 500%. Who knew that NOT having rainbow vomit everywhere would feel this liberating? Thanos here perfectly captures that moment of zen when you realize your PC is now just... a computer. Not a disco ball. Not a Christmas tree. Just a machine that compiles code without trying to sync with seventeen different RGB profiles.

So True
Hardware Gamedev
8 days ago 275.5K views 1 shares
So True
Intel's been promising their 5080 "Super" GPU for what feels like geological eras now. Wait, Intel doesn't make the 5080? NVIDIA does? Yeah, exactly. Those folks are still waiting for something that doesn't exist while the rest of us moved on with our lives. Fun fact: By the time NVIDIA actually releases a hypothetical 5080 Super variant (if they ever do), we'll probably have invented quantum computing, solved P vs NP, and finally agreed on tabs vs spaces. The skeleton perfectly captures that eternal optimism of "just wait a bit longer for the next gen" while technology marches forward and your current rig collects dust. Pro tip from someone who's seen too many hardware cycles: buy what you need now, not what's promised for tomorrow. Otherwise you'll be that skeleton on the bench, still refreshing r/nvidia for launch dates.

Keeping Them In Case Prices Go Up
Hardware
10 days ago 168.0K views 0 shares
Keeping Them In Case Prices Go Up
Someone's hoarding computer fans like they're vintage NFTs. The "OnlyFans" label really ties the whole thing together—because apparently these dusty relics from dead builds are now considered premium content. The logic is flawless: keep every fan that's ever spun in your PC graveyard because surely, one day, the global fan market will crash and you'll be sitting on a goldmine. Right next to your collection of IDE cables and PS/2 adapters. This is the tech equivalent of keeping broken Christmas lights "just in case." Spoiler: they're not going up in price. But you're still not throwing them away.

The Ram Economy Is In Shambles
AI Hardware Programming
10 days ago 240.0K views 0 shares
The Ram Economy Is In Shambles
So you're sitting there watching AI models devour RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, and suddenly your perfectly adequate 800-dollar PC from last year is now basically a potato compared to the 18,000-dollar monstrosity you need to run ChatGPT's cousin locally. The stock market guy is standing there absolutely BEWILDERED because the laws of economics have been shattered—your PC didn't depreciate normally, it got OBLITERATED by the AI revolution. Remember when 16GB of RAM was considered "future-proof"? LMAO. Now you need 128GB just to run a medium-sized language model without your computer turning into a space heater. The AI bubble has single-handedly made everyone's hardware obsolete faster than you can say "but I just upgraded!" It's like watching your savings account evaporate in real-time, except it's your PC's relevance instead.

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It's Not That Bad After All... It Seems Hello Old Friend
Hardware
11 days ago 180.1K views 0 shares
It's Not That Bad After All... It Seems Hello Old Friend
When you're building a new PC or upgrading your rig and stumble upon that ancient DDR3 RAM stick in your drawer, suddenly the mental gymnastics begin. "DDR5 is expensive... DDR4 prices are still kinda high... but this DDR3? It's RIGHT HERE. It's FREE. It works, technically." The Bilbo Baggins energy is strong with this one—holding onto that old RAM like it's the One Ring. Sure, you bought DDR4 for your new build, but what if you just... kept the DDR3 around? You know, for emergencies. For that Pentium 4 build you'll definitely resurrect someday. For science. Spoiler: You'll keep it in a drawer for another 5 years, move it to three different apartments, and still refuse to throw it away because "it might be useful." The sunk cost fallacy meets hardware hoarding, and honestly? Respect.

1000 Fps In Any Game And Idek How Many Gbs Of Ram
Hardware Gamedev
11 days ago 203.0K views 0 shares
1000 Fps In Any Game And Idek How Many Gbs Of Ram
Someone really said "I have a RTX 4090 but I don't know how much RAM" like they're selling a Ferrari but can't remember if it has seats. The seller claims their $5,000 beast pushes 1000fps in "any game" (sure, Jan, even Crysis?) but mysteriously can't recall basic specs like RAM capacity. Nothing screams "legitimate high-end gaming rig" quite like not knowing fundamental hardware specs of your own build. The confidence to price it at five grand while simultaneously admitting ignorance about core components? *Chef's kiss* of marketplace comedy. Either they're the world's most forgetful PC builder or they're hoping someone with more money than sense will bite.

You Never Know What's Next
Hardware Gamedev
12 days ago 201.1K views 0 shares
You Never Know What's Next
Your parents bought a house in their 20s. You bought a CPU, GPU, and mechanical keyboards that cost more than your rent. Different generations, different priorities. At least your RGB lights make you feel alive while you contemplate the heat death of your bank account. The real kicker? That $1,949 GPU will be obsolete in 18 months, but your parents' house tripled in value. Financial planning at its finest.

Sorry, Uh... Everyone.
Hardware
12 days ago 316.1K views 0 shares
Sorry, Uh... Everyone.
When you finally splurge on that fancy new monitor, your GPU looks at it like "oh, so NOW I gotta work overtime?" Meanwhile, your old monitor is giving you the stink eye, and your wallet just straight up died on the spot. The betrayal is REAL. Your GPU thought it was cruising through 1080p like a retired accountant playing golf, but now it's gotta push 1440p or 4K like it's training for the Olympics. The new monitor is absolutely TERRIFIED because it knows what's coming – lag, stuttering, maybe even some thermal throttling. It's like buying a Ferrari and realizing you can only afford regular gas. RIP to everyone who upgraded their display without checking if their GPU could handle it. We've all been there, living that 30fps cinematic experience life.

Is China The One That Is Going To Save Us?
Hardware Gamedev
13 days ago 425.0K views 0 shares
Is China The One That Is Going To Save Us?
When RAM prices are so astronomically insane that you're literally praying to foreign governments for salvation! Two sticks of RAM for $138? That's not a price, that's a RANSOM NOTE. Meanwhile, CXMT (China's memory manufacturer) is out here looking like the hero nobody expected but EVERYONE desperately needs right now. The tech industry has become so unhinged that we're genuinely celebrating geopolitical interventions in the RAM market. What a time to be alive – where downloading more RAM sounds less ridiculous than actually buying it. Your gaming rig upgrade fund just turned into a down payment on a used car, and suddenly international trade relations are your new favorite topic.