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So True

So True
Intel's been promising their 5080 "Super" GPU for what feels like geological eras now. Wait, Intel doesn't make the 5080? NVIDIA does? Yeah, exactly. Those folks are still waiting for something that doesn't exist while the rest of us moved on with our lives. Fun fact: By the time NVIDIA actually releases a hypothetical 5080 Super variant (if they ever do), we'll probably have invented quantum computing, solved P vs NP, and finally agreed on tabs vs spaces. The skeleton perfectly captures that eternal optimism of "just wait a bit longer for the next gen" while technology marches forward and your current rig collects dust. Pro tip from someone who's seen too many hardware cycles: buy what you need now, not what's promised for tomorrow. Otherwise you'll be that skeleton on the bench, still refreshing r/nvidia for launch dates.

Keeping Them In Case Prices Go Up

Keeping Them In Case Prices Go Up
Someone's hoarding computer fans like they're vintage NFTs. The "OnlyFans" label really ties the whole thing together—because apparently these dusty relics from dead builds are now considered premium content. The logic is flawless: keep every fan that's ever spun in your PC graveyard because surely, one day, the global fan market will crash and you'll be sitting on a goldmine. Right next to your collection of IDE cables and PS/2 adapters. This is the tech equivalent of keeping broken Christmas lights "just in case." Spoiler: they're not going up in price. But you're still not throwing them away.

The Ram Economy Is In Shambles

The Ram Economy Is In Shambles
So you're sitting there watching AI models devour RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, and suddenly your perfectly adequate 800-dollar PC from last year is now basically a potato compared to the 18,000-dollar monstrosity you need to run ChatGPT's cousin locally. The stock market guy is standing there absolutely BEWILDERED because the laws of economics have been shattered—your PC didn't depreciate normally, it got OBLITERATED by the AI revolution. Remember when 16GB of RAM was considered "future-proof"? LMAO. Now you need 128GB just to run a medium-sized language model without your computer turning into a space heater. The AI bubble has single-handedly made everyone's hardware obsolete faster than you can say "but I just upgraded!" It's like watching your savings account evaporate in real-time, except it's your PC's relevance instead.

It's Not That Bad After All... It Seems Hello Old Friend

It's Not That Bad After All... It Seems Hello Old Friend
When you're building a new PC or upgrading your rig and stumble upon that ancient DDR3 RAM stick in your drawer, suddenly the mental gymnastics begin. "DDR5 is expensive... DDR4 prices are still kinda high... but this DDR3? It's RIGHT HERE. It's FREE. It works, technically." The Bilbo Baggins energy is strong with this one—holding onto that old RAM like it's the One Ring. Sure, you bought DDR4 for your new build, but what if you just... kept the DDR3 around? You know, for emergencies. For that Pentium 4 build you'll definitely resurrect someday. For science. Spoiler: You'll keep it in a drawer for another 5 years, move it to three different apartments, and still refuse to throw it away because "it might be useful." The sunk cost fallacy meets hardware hoarding, and honestly? Respect.

1000 Fps In Any Game And Idek How Many Gbs Of Ram

1000 Fps In Any Game And Idek How Many Gbs Of Ram
Someone really said "I have a RTX 4090 but I don't know how much RAM" like they're selling a Ferrari but can't remember if it has seats. The seller claims their $5,000 beast pushes 1000fps in "any game" (sure, Jan, even Crysis?) but mysteriously can't recall basic specs like RAM capacity. Nothing screams "legitimate high-end gaming rig" quite like not knowing fundamental hardware specs of your own build. The confidence to price it at five grand while simultaneously admitting ignorance about core components? *Chef's kiss* of marketplace comedy. Either they're the world's most forgetful PC builder or they're hoping someone with more money than sense will bite.

You Never Know What's Next

You Never Know What's Next
Your parents bought a house in their 20s. You bought a CPU, GPU, and mechanical keyboards that cost more than your rent. Different generations, different priorities. At least your RGB lights make you feel alive while you contemplate the heat death of your bank account. The real kicker? That $1,949 GPU will be obsolete in 18 months, but your parents' house tripled in value. Financial planning at its finest.

Sorry, Uh... Everyone.

Sorry, Uh... Everyone.
When you finally splurge on that fancy new monitor, your GPU looks at it like "oh, so NOW I gotta work overtime?" Meanwhile, your old monitor is giving you the stink eye, and your wallet just straight up died on the spot. The betrayal is REAL. Your GPU thought it was cruising through 1080p like a retired accountant playing golf, but now it's gotta push 1440p or 4K like it's training for the Olympics. The new monitor is absolutely TERRIFIED because it knows what's coming – lag, stuttering, maybe even some thermal throttling. It's like buying a Ferrari and realizing you can only afford regular gas. RIP to everyone who upgraded their display without checking if their GPU could handle it. We've all been there, living that 30fps cinematic experience life.

Is China The One That Is Going To Save Us?

Is China The One That Is Going To Save Us?
When RAM prices are so astronomically insane that you're literally praying to foreign governments for salvation! Two sticks of RAM for $138? That's not a price, that's a RANSOM NOTE. Meanwhile, CXMT (China's memory manufacturer) is out here looking like the hero nobody expected but EVERYONE desperately needs right now. The tech industry has become so unhinged that we're genuinely celebrating geopolitical interventions in the RAM market. What a time to be alive – where downloading more RAM sounds less ridiculous than actually buying it. Your gaming rig upgrade fund just turned into a down payment on a used car, and suddenly international trade relations are your new favorite topic.

Still Waiting...

Still Waiting...
When USB-C was announced back in 2014, the tech world promised us a glorious future where one cable would rule them all. Fast forward to 2026, and motherboards are still rocking more USB-A ports than a 2010 gaming rig. The "universal" connector that was supposed to replace everything is now just... another port we need to carry adapters for. Turns out backward compatibility is both a blessing and a curse. Sure, your new laptop has USB-C, but good luck finding a motherboard that doesn't have like 15 USB-A ports because manufacturers know you've got a drawer full of peripherals from the Obama administration that you're not ready to let go of yet. The eternal struggle between innovation and "but my keyboard from 2008 still works perfectly fine."

It Never Ends For The Enthusiasts...

It Never Ends For The Enthusiasts...
Raspberry Pi enthusiasts buying their "first" Pi is like a gateway drug. You tell yourself it's just one board for that cool project you've been thinking about. Fast forward six months and you've got a drawer full of Pi Zeros, Pi 4s, and a few Pi 3s you forgot existed. Meanwhile, PC builders? They've been in the hardware addiction cycle since the 90s. "Just gonna upgrade my GPU" turns into a new motherboard, RAM, CPU cooler, RGB fans, and somehow a second monitor. The veteran PC builder looks at the Raspberry Pi newbie with that weathered expression that says "welcome to the never-ending upgrade spiral, kid." Both groups share the same curse: convincing yourself you need another one for a project that'll definitely happen this time. Spoiler: it won't.

100% Worth It!

100% Worth It!
When you're so hyped about your new DDR5 RAM that you're willing to show off your appendectomy scar in the same photo. Priorities: sorted. The man just got out of surgery and his first thought was "let me flex my Corsair Vengeance RGB." The hospital gown is still on, the surgical dressing is fresh, but those RAM sticks? Even fresher. Nothing says "I'm recovering well" quite like posing with hardware that costs more than the medical bill in some countries. The dedication is real. The RGB will heal all wounds faster than any antibiotic ever could.

Am I The Only One Whose Urge To Build A PC Rises In A Challenging Market?

Am I The Only One Whose Urge To Build A PC Rises In A Challenging Market?
Nothing screams "financial responsibility" quite like deciding to build a gaming rig when GPU prices are doing their best impression of a SpaceX launch trajectory. When everything's affordable and reasonable? Nah, sleep mode activated. But the SECOND graphics cards cost more than a used car and RAM sticks require a small loan? Suddenly you're possessed by the spirit of Linus Tech Tips himself, frantically refreshing Newegg at 2 AM like your life depends on it. It's the programmer equivalent of only wanting to clean your room when you have a deadline due in 3 hours. The chaos fuels us. The financial irresponsibility makes it *spicy*.