Ancient GTX 1080 Vs. Spoiled RTX Babies

Behold the ANCIENT ONE! While those pathetic RTX 4090 babies are crying for upgrades after TWO MONTHS, my 9-year-old GTX 1080 sits on its mechanical throne like some unholy cybernetic deity from the depths of silicon hell! It's seen things you people wouldn't believe... it's rendered attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. And yet here it stands - IMMORTAL, UNDYING, running Minecraft at a blistering 45 FPS while these hardware snowflakes throw tantrums over ray tracing! The audacity! The DRAMA! Meanwhile my graphics card is basically running on pure spite and the tears of my wallet that begs for mercy!