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The circle of life in programming forums! First panel: pure dopamine rush when discovering that rare, actually funny coding joke. Second panel: soul-crushing realization as it gets copy-pasted across 17 subreddits, 9 Discord servers, and your team's Slack channel for the next 30 days. It's like npm dependencies—once something works, everyone imports it until it's completely overdone. The irony of this meme complaining about reposts while itself becoming one of the most reposted memes isn't lost on anyone with a functioning git blame command.

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Content Our entire software validation stack fucking sucks. What do we do about it? Automation! let's abandon our reliance on ancient unsupported legacy infrastructure. We should unifu around a common set of industry standard tools We should require unit tests to provide even just double digit code coverage. let's package our repos so they can be deployed in containerized environments. Do code Document our external devendenciesa

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Content The hardest platforms to get "likes" Some say it is Instagram Some say it is Twitter Others say it is Reddit But deep down, we all know... It's StackOverflow

The eternal struggle of Python file operations - where even seasoned developers find themselves googling "how to open a file in Python" for the 74th time despite having done it countless times before. It's not that it's complicated ( with open('file.txt', 'r') as f: ), but somehow that syntax refuses to stick in our brains. The monkey represents every Python developer pretending to be confident while secretly tab-switching to Stack Overflow to remember if it's 'w+' or 'a+' for appending with reading privileges. The final panel where the human turns into a horrifying sketch perfectly captures the existential dread of realizing you've been coding Python for years but still can't remember basic file I/O without documentation.