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The real exception handling workflow no instructor will teach you! Instead of actually handling errors properly, this genius just copies the error message, builds a StackOverflow URL with it, and automatically opens a browser tab. It's basically outsourcing your problem-solving to random internet strangers who'll either solve your issue or mock your coding skills into oblivion. The modern developer's prayer: "Dear StackOverflow gods, please let someone have encountered this obscure error before me."

Ah, the eternal Stack Overflow waiting game! You pour your heart and soul into crafting the perfect question, triple-check your code snippets, hit submit, and then... crickets. Just you, refreshing the page every 30 seconds like a monkey waiting for a banana. Meanwhile, your deadline creeps closer, your coffee gets colder, and your will to live diminishes with each passing minute. The only response? Some guy marking it as duplicate of a 2011 thread that has absolutely nothing to do with your problem. Sweet validation that you're not just talking to the void would be nice!

Content I am a senior developer because I understand 98 of the jokes on rProgrammerHumor I've created posts on rProgramming Humor scoring over 50k upvotes I use a dark theme and most importantly l've asked a question on StackOverflow that wasn't a duplicate

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