After Obtaning A Cs Degree And 16 Years Of Experience In Industry, I Feel Somewhat Confident That I Can Answer Your Programming Questions Correctly. Ask Me Anything

Content Me closing 20 stack overflow tabs: IT'SOVER IT'S DONE made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Content How it started How it's going mcmillen mcmillen Reportedly, Elon stack-ranked Twitter engineers by "lines of code written in the last year" and fired the bottom X, which likely means he's gotten rid everyone who worked on particularly challenging things, like security, privacy, performance, reliability. 2:48 PM 04 Nov 22 Twitter Web App 775 Retweets 476 Quote Tweets 4,363 Likes 17 Matt Navarra O MattNavarra CONFIRMED: Twitter is now asking some fired workers to please come back - Some were laid off by mistake - Some were let go before management realized their experience is needed to build new features Elon Musk is planning FFS

Who needs a $100k computer science degree when Stack Overflow exists? While lawyers and doctors spend years in prestigious institutions learning their craft, developers just frantically Google error messages at 3 AM and somehow ship working code. The best part? We're getting paid roughly the same salary to essentially be professional Googlers with impostor syndrome. My diploma is just a curated collection of search queries that accidentally resulted in functional code.

The English language is basically what happens when you copy-paste code without understanding it. Just like how "-ough" words refuse to follow any consistent pronunciation pattern (through, cough, though, rough, bough), your codebase becomes a linguistic nightmare after the 17th StackOverflow snippet. The compiler somehow makes it work, but nobody—including you—can explain why. It's technical debt with a dictionary.

Content A random user posting code snippets on Stack Overflow Do you trust me? Me learning a new language With every cell of my body.

Content 1h I've made a c discord bot by just searching what I wanted into stack overflow and putting all the bits together. Reply 4 .43m That's literally every program I've ever written. I feel personally attacked.