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Found 2080 For Less Than 10 Bucks! Still Intact!
Hardware
1 day ago 41.5K views 0 shares
Found 2080 For Less Than 10 Bucks! Still Intact!
The GPU shortage has driven us to new lows. Someone thought they scored an RTX 2080 graphics card for under $10, but ended up with... toothpaste. The "Power Shield" is protecting your teeth, not your frame rates. At least your breath will render in 4K while you're sobbing over crypto miners buying actual GPUs at 300% markup. The only ray tracing this provides is the trail of mint as you spit it into the sink.

Just A Quick Question: Does This Actually Work?
Hardware Gamedev Windows
2 days ago 54.5K views 0 shares
Just A Quick Question: Does This Actually Work?
The eternal GPU wars continue! NVIDIA's fictional RTX 5000 with its fancy multi-Frame Generation stands tall and powerful like Bane, completely unimpressed by AMD users' desperate attempt to cobble together their own solution. Meanwhile, AMD fans in their hot pink bodysuits are basically saying "we have NVIDIA at home" by combining FSR and AFMF technologies. It's like watching someone duct tape a rocket to a bicycle and claim it's basically a motorcycle. The performance gap is real, but hey, at least AMD users can still afford groceries after buying their graphics card.

The More You Buy, The More You Save
Hardware Gamedev
5 days ago 88.9K views 0 shares
The More You Buy, The More You Save
Ah, the classic GPU buyer's trauma in its natural habitat! Just bought that shiny RTX card with 12GB of VRAM? Congratulations, you've activated NVIDIA's trap card! Nothing triggers buyer's remorse quite like watching them announce a better version for the same price exactly 0.4 milliseconds after your purchase clears. It's almost as if Jensen Huang has a surveillance camera pointed at your "Complete Order" button. The GPU market isn't a technology sector - it's a psychological warfare experiment where we're all the lab rats.

Who Would Have Thunk?
Hardware Debugging
5 days ago 56.3K views 0 shares
Who Would Have Thunk?
Nothing quite captures the shock of watching your $1000 GPU melt like a surprised Pikachu face. You bought that fancy RTX card knowing it had "issues," yet somehow expected different results? Classic definition of insanity right there. The real kicker is how we all act surprised when technology with known defects does exactly what everyone warned us about. Next time just set your money on fire directly—at least you'll save on the electricity bill.

Just Download More VRAM With AI
Hardware AI Gamedev Programming
7 days ago 117.9K views 0 shares
Just Download More VRAM With AI
NVIDIA CEO: "Just use AI to double your VRAM!" My wallet: *screams in financial agony* 💸 The AUDACITY of suggesting we just casually drop $3000 on a graphics card! What's next? Selling a kidney to run Stable Diffusion? The absolute DELUSION that we're all swimming in money pools like tech billionaires! Meanwhile I'm over here calculating if I can afford both electricity AND ramen this month. The GPU market isn't just a clown show anymore—it's the entire circus, complete with overpriced admission tickets! 🎪

Unrealistic Expectations
Hardware Programming
9 days ago 67.3K views 0 shares
Unrealistic Expectations
The only relationship more unattainable than a real-life romance? The mythical RTX 5090 graphics card that doesn't even exist yet. While she's fantasizing about wedding bells, he's mentally rendering his future gaming setup with physically impossible frame rates. The perfect couple - both equally delusional about things that aren't coming anytime soon. At least the GPU won't ask why you spent all night "debugging" when you were actually playing Elden Ring.

Looking For A GPU Be Like
Hardware Gamedev
11 days ago 63.1K views 0 shares
Looking For A GPU Be Like
That special moment when you find the perfect GPU for your build, only to discover it costs more than your car payment, rent, and firstborn child combined. The crypto miners and scalpers have turned hardware shopping into a financial horror movie. Just smile through the pain as you contemplate selling a kidney on the black market for that sweet, sweet RTX performance.

Nvidia Only Cares About AI
AI Hardware Gamedev Programming
11 days ago 70.9K views 0 shares
Nvidia Only Cares About AI
Behold! The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of modern gaming! 😱 Remember when Nvidia was that sweet company making graphics cards for us gamers? Well DARLING, those days are GONE! They've abandoned us faster than developers abandon projects after saying "it's almost done!" Now it's all "AI this" and "machine learning that" while PC gamers are left SCREAMING into the void! Your RTX 4090 costs more than your first car? Nvidia's response? ZEROOOOO! GPU prices making you consider selling a kidney? Nvidia cares? ABSOLUTELY ZERO! Meanwhile, their stock price is doing the cha-cha slide to the moon because AI companies are throwing BUCKETS of money at them! The betrayal! The drama! The GPU-shaped hole in our wallets!

The GPU Upgrade Cycle Of Shame
Hardware Gamedev Windows
13 days ago 95.9K views 0 shares
The GPU Upgrade Cycle Of Shame
That moment when you're about to rage-quit over Nvidia's RTX 50-series not supporting your precious PhysX games, but then they whisper sweet nothings about the RTX 5070 having "4090-like performance" for half the price. Suddenly, you're reaching for your wallet faster than you can say "my old games weren't that good anyway." The classic tech cycle: complain about missing features → see shiny new specs → financial common sense leaves the chat. We never learn, do we?

Ancient GTX 1080 Vs. Spoiled RTX Babies
Hardware Gamedev
13 days ago 78.6K views 0 shares
Ancient GTX 1080 Vs. Spoiled RTX Babies
Behold the ANCIENT ONE! While those pathetic RTX 4090 babies are crying for upgrades after TWO MONTHS, my 9-year-old GTX 1080 sits on its mechanical throne like some unholy cybernetic deity from the depths of silicon hell! It's seen things you people wouldn't believe... it's rendered attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. And yet here it stands - IMMORTAL, UNDYING, running Minecraft at a blistering 45 FPS while these hardware snowflakes throw tantrums over ray tracing! The audacity! The DRAMA! Meanwhile my graphics card is basically running on pure spite and the tears of my wallet that begs for mercy!

It's Going To Be A Free Upgrade LOL
Hardware Gamedev
15 days ago 59.1K views 0 shares
It's Going To Be A Free Upgrade LOL
The GPU upgrade cycle strikes again! On the left, we have the poor souls who panic-sold their RTX 4090 graphics cards before the 5090 launch, sitting in a dark, depressing cave view. Meanwhile, the smug gamer on the right who held onto their 4090 is enjoying a gorgeous sunset vista. Classic case of tech FOMO backfiring. Turns out the "free upgrade" to 5090 was just Nvidia's marketing department playing 4D chess with our wallets again. Those 4090s are still absolute beasts, and now the sellers are stuck with regret and probably a lighter bank account. The circle of GPU life continues: buy expensive card, panic when new one is announced, sell at a loss, repeat until retirement fund is depleted.

Groundbreaking GPU Analysis
Hardware Math
15 days ago 86.4K views 0 shares
Groundbreaking GPU Analysis
Ah yes, the highly scientific comparison between AMD and NVIDIA where the only metric is... *checks notes*... the number in the product name. Groundbreaking research showing that 6900 is indeed larger than 3090. Next up: shocking revelation that RTX 4090 absolutely destroys both in this revolutionary benchmark. Hardware enthusiasts in shambles right now.