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The classic developer workflow, now with a beer-to-disaster correlation chart. Two beers? You're still responsible enough to deploy but oops, forgot to actually push your code. Four beers? You deploy straight to production like a cowboy but your commits are sitting lonely on your local machine. Five beers? Congratulations, you've achieved enlightenment—you remembered to commit AND deploy, but the actual code changes? Yeah, those are still in your head or maybe on a napkin somewhere.
The progression is beautiful: each beer adds confidence but subtracts a different critical step from your deployment process. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure of production incidents. The real question is: which mistake gets you fired faster?
