Commit Memes

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When You Push Without Add

When You Push Without Add
The Git workflow massacre in three acts: First, we see a majestic Airbus A350 on the runway - that's git commit , your changes safely packaged and ready. Next, the plane gloriously takes flight - git push sending your code to the remote repository. But wait! The punchline: git add is just people climbing stairs to nowhere. Because if you push without adding files first, you're essentially sending an empty plane. Nothing gets deployed except your career prospects. It's the classic "why isn't my code in production?" moment right before the horrifying realization that you've been committing and pushing literal nothingness for the past hour.

Save Your Files First

Save Your Files First
When you git commit and git push , your code gracefully soars into the repository like a well-engineered aircraft. But those unsaved files in VS Code? They're like desperate passengers on a staircase to nowhere—no safety net, just one power outage away from oblivion. The number of times I've lost hours of work because I was "just testing something real quick" before saving... Let's just say I've developed a nervous twitch that hits Ctrl+S every 12 seconds.

Open A PR And Start Running

Open A PR And Start Running
The Indiana Jones of software development! Carefully eyeing that golden idol of "existing code" like it's a sacred relic, only to swap it with your "new commit" and trigger the boulder of doom—the linter. That moment when you think you've perfectly calculated the weight of your code replacement, but forgot about those pesky tabs vs spaces arguments. Now you're sprinting through the codebase with angry code reviewers throwing spears at your PR. Should've read the tribe's ancient documentation first!

Programmer Rizz: Git Commit To Love

Programmer Rizz: Git Commit To Love
The ultimate programmer pickup line that makes everyone else's flirting attempts look like deprecated code! This gem cleverly plays on Git terminology where "commit" means both pushing code changes to a repository AND making a relationship official. The double entendre is absolutely *chef's kiss* for devs who spend more time with repositories than with actual humans. Guaranteed to either land you a date or trigger a merge conflict with their personal boundaries.

The Hero's Journey: One Git Command Away

The Hero's Journey: One Git Command Away
The heroic tale of saving an entire company from certain doom... by hitting git reset --hard HEAD~1 and pretending you're a genius. The corporate equivalent of turning it off and on again, but with more dramatic flair and a significantly larger bonus check.

Thick Commit

Thick Commit
When your "quick fix" turns into a complete codebase overhaul! 😱 591 files changed and that +10326/-989 line count is giving me heart palpitations. We've all been there—start with "I'll just tweak this one thing" and suddenly you're six minutes into committing what can only be described as a code apocalypse. The commit message "HOLY F***" perfectly captures that moment of "what have I done" clarity. This isn't a commit, it's a manifesto!