Git Push Force Of Nature

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Git Push Force Of Nature

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Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of this meme to expose the entire software industry in two panels! 💀

Team coding in theory: Everyone neatly lined up, eating from their own bowls, perfect organization, absolute HARMONY. A manager's fever dream!

Team coding in reality: Complete and utter CHAOS. Dogs eating from each other's bowls, food scattered everywhere, bowls knocked over. It's basically your codebase after that one developer decided to "refactor" everything at 2AM without telling anyone.

I'm having flashbacks to every sprint planning where we promised to "communicate better this time" only to end up with 47 merge conflicts and someone's random comment that just says "fix this later" committed to production. The dream vs. the nightmare we live DAILY!

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