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Just Open A Pull Request They Said
Git AI php Programming Backend
21 days ago 3.1M views 0 shares
Just Open A Pull Request They Said
Taylor Otwell just disabled GitHub issues and told people to "just describe bugs to an AI and open a PR" because apparently that's easier than dealing with issue reports. Spoiler alert: someone immediately took him up on it and submitted an AI-generated PR. The rejection letter is *chef's kiss* - a masterclass in politely saying "did you seriously just copy-paste ChatGPT output into my framework?" The whole "thoughtful human insight into the codebase" bit is code for "please actually read the docs before letting the robot write your contribution." So yeah, turns out when you tell people to use AI to contribute to open source, you get... AI contributions. Who could've predicted this? It's like closing the front door and being surprised when people start coming through the windows you just opened. The real kicker? He closed it "last week" - probably took about 3 days to realize this workflow creates more work than it saves. Open source maintainers can't catch a break.

AI Code Got From My Chef To Debug
AI Debugging Programming
3 months ago 14.3M views 0 shares
AI Code Got From My Chef To Debug
Your chef (yes, CHEF, not chief) handed you AI-generated code to debug and it's literally just... "WTF = 2" scribbled in red marker over a PowerShell function. Because apparently when AI can't figure out what a function does, it just resorts to existential screaming and basic arithmetic. The German comments translate to "writes a pure output line (without timestamp)" and "WTF is this function? xD simply use Write-Output ????" which is honestly the most relatable code review ever written. Even the original dev knew this function was completely pointless – it's just Write-Output with extra steps and an identity crisis. The cherry on top? Someone had to physically annotate this disaster with "WTF = 2" like they're grading a particularly disappointing math test. Not even WTF = 1, but WTF = 2. Because one WTF simply wasn't enough to capture the magnitude of this trainwreck.

At This Point I Just Exist To Shitpost And Generate Shit Software
StackOverflow Security Typescript Webdev Debugging
3 months ago 27.1M views 0 shares
At This Point I Just Exist To Shitpost And Generate Shit Software
The journey from idealistic developer to jaded code monkey, documented. Started out warning the younglings about AI-generated code vulnerabilities, ended up treating Stack Overflow upvotes as a legitimate code review process. The real kicker? That "peer reviewed" answer from JoeMamaSoFat69 introduced XSS, SQL injection, AND somehow turned a navbar button into a crypto miner. The trifecta of security nightmares. At least the prod crashes are consistent. Nothing says "Full Stack TypeScript Developer" quite like shipping a mongoose full of vulnerabilities because 14 people clicked an arrow.

I Love Microsoft
Windows Microsoft AI Debugging Programming
8 months ago 587.4K views 0 shares
I Love Microsoft
So you're telling me 30% of your new code is AI-generated and you've got a bug where clicking 'X' spawns Task Manager instances like rabbits? The math checks out. Nothing says "cutting-edge AI-powered development" quite like a basic UI interaction causing process duplication. Really makes you wonder what that 30% of AI code is doing—probably writing infinite loops and feeling proud about it. The corporate irony here is chef's kiss: bragging about AI productivity while shipping bugs that would make a junior dev blush. Sure, AI can write code faster, but apparently nobody told it about the whole "quality assurance" thing. At this rate, Windows 12 will just be a chatbot apologizing for bugs in real-time.

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I Fear For My Life
Git Programming AI Debugging
10 months ago 478.0K views 0 shares
I Fear For My Life
When your commit history reads like a confession before execution. First you're casually doing some "AI slop" (probably copy-pasting from ChatGPT without understanding it), then comes the panic-induced "oops" commit, followed by the desperate "update gitignore" to hide the evidence of whatever catastrophe you just pushed to production. The real horror? That gitignore update should've been in the FIRST commit. Now everyone knows you either committed your API keys, pushed 500MB of node_modules, or worse—both. The fear is justified because your senior dev definitely saw this sequence and is currently drafting your performance review.