I Totally Know Git Guys Trust Me

Someone made a Spotify playlist called "Songs about GIT" and it's basically the entire developer experience condensed into 6 tracks. "Pull It" and "Push It" are the only commands anyone actually remembers. "Committed" is what you tell yourself you are to learning Git properly. "My computer is dying" is what happens after you accidentally committed 50GB of node_modules. "Catastrophic Failure" is merge conflict time. And "F*** This S*** I'm Out" is when you discover someone force-pushed to main and deleted three weeks of work. The playlist runtime is 17 minutes, which is coincidentally how long it takes before you give up and just clone the repo fresh instead of fixing your mess.