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Remember the dark ages of programming? Two devs claim they've time-traveled, but when asked "when?" they decide to ask someone nearby for help. The punchline hits when they ask how to center a div (the eternal CSS nightmare) and get told to "look it up in the CSS manual." The final panel reveals this happened "before ChatGPT and StackOverflow" - back when we had to read actual documentation instead of copy-pasting solutions. Truly barbaric times. Some say senior devs still have nightmares about physical reference books.

That moment of existential dread when you realize you've spent 6 hours dragging and dropping in Power Apps only to accomplish what would've taken 20 minutes of actual code. The cat's face is literally every developer forced to use a "no-code solution" while their programming skills atrophy in real-time. Microsoft's gift to the business world and curse to actual developers everywhere.

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