THE AUDACITY! The sheer, unbridled CONFIDENCE of developers thinking their "tiny little fix" won't cause the entire production environment to IMPLODE into a black hole of despair! 😱
And then—GASP—the shocked Pikachu face when everything inevitably bursts into flames! Because OF COURSE that one-line change just destroyed the database, crashed the servers, and somehow set the office microwave on fire! 🔥
This is why we can't have nice things in software development. Testing? Who needs it when you have BLIND OPTIMISM and a prayer?!