How To Build A Pyramid Without Git Blame

How To Build A Pyramid Without Git Blame
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Imagine building the Great Pyramids without being able to git checkout -b new-pharaoh-idea. Those poor ancient devs had to drag 2-ton stone blocks around with zero rollback capability. One architect accidentally puts a block in the wrong place and it's like "Well, guess we're stuck with that bug in production for the next 4,500 years." No wonder they carved hieroglyphics everywhere—that was literally their commit log. "Added another pointy layer, please don't touch, signed ~Imhotep."

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