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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Ancient tech Memes

Posts tagged with Ancient tech

How To Build A Pyramid Without Git Blame

Git Devops Programming
1 month ago 133.6K views 0 shares
How To Build A Pyramid Without Git Blame
Imagine building the Great Pyramids without being able to git checkout -b new-pharaoh-idea . Those poor ancient devs had to drag 2-ton stone blocks around with zero rollback capability. One architect accidentally puts a block in the wrong place and it's like "Well, guess we're stuck with that bug in production for the next 4,500 years." No wonder they carved hieroglyphics everywhere—that was literally their commit log. "Added another pointy layer, please don't touch, signed ~Imhotep."

Human Regex Parser

Programming Algorithms Debugging
2 months ago 108.2K views 0 shares
Human Regex Parser
Looking at hieroglyphics and thinking "this seems more intuitive than regex" is the most developer thing ever. Eight years into coding and I still have to pull up a cheat sheet every time I need to match anything more complex than an email address. And even then, I'm just copying someone else's pattern that probably has three edge cases I'll discover in production.

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