Living The Quarantine Dream

OMG, the eternal prophecy of "Linux on desktop" is basically the tech world's equivalent of waiting for your crush to text you back! 💔 These time travelers thought they'd witness something REVOLUTIONARY only to discover they've landed in the ENDLESS VOID where Linux desktop domination is still "coming next year" for the 8,472nd consecutive year! The year of Linux desktop is simultaneously always approaching and never arriving – it's basically quantum computing for operating systems! Meanwhile, Windows users are just sipping tea and watching the show continue for another millennium.

Content thiznovacaine curiosityandcode Follow What I say: I'm a computer science major. What people hear: I can resolve any tech issue you have ever or will ever have on any machine that exists in this universe. I am jacked into the Matrix at all times. I am the IT god. Look upon me and despair. What I mean: Sometimes I try to tell the computer to do something and I cry when it doesn't work. Source: gadsworth 1,923 notes 17

Content Project Leader : Tell me why this code is not working! Is there any specific hardware requirement for it? Me: with the PC on which it worked last time

When you're so committed to social engineering that you add a malicious link in the "Report Phishing" button itself. That's like putting a bear trap inside the bear trap warning sign. The perfect crime until some security engineer actually checks the code during their quarterly audit that was supposed to happen last year.

Content Computer Facts computerfact Following concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them? machine learning algorithm: yes. 12:20 PM - 15 Mar 2018 7.194 Retweets 14,643 Likes 78 17 7.2K 15K

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