Living The Quarantine Dream

Covid Lockdown Introvert Work from home Programmer lifestyle Social distancing Remote work Developer life Introversion Pandemic

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Living The Quarantine Dream

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Ah, COVID lockdown rules: a nightmare for extroverts, but absolute paradise for us code monkeys. While normal humans were suffering through isolation like it was some cruel punishment, programmers were living their best lives – finally validated for the lifestyle we'd been practicing for years. No need to make excuses for staying home all weekend with your IDE when the government mandates it. The only difference? We could order takeout without that judgmental look from the delivery person. Introverted developers have been training for this moment our entire careers.

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