Living The Quarantine Dream

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That brief moment of professional pride when you squash a bug, immediately shattered by the client's "While you're at it..." speech. Fixing one issue is like putting a band-aid on the Titanic - there's always an iceberg of three more critical bugs lurking beneath the surface. The client's timing is impeccable too, waiting until you've mentally closed the ticket and started daydreaming about that coffee break you'll never get.

Content 1 need to walk into town and find a bathroom I'm dytig for take my keys and go in the van When giving instructions, or evaluating a proposal, it helps to be specific, and not assume the other side understands what we mean. We must always be prepared for the fact that the listener may be stupid.

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Remember when search engines actually searched instead of showing you 47 ads, 12 shopping suggestions, and 3 AI-generated blog posts before your actual results? The irony of "technological improvements" is that they've optimized for everything except what users want. Modern search algorithms have reached peak efficiency—at selling you stuff you didn't ask for. It's like asking your GPS for directions and getting a 2-minute unskippable lecture about nearby restaurants before it tells you to turn right. The "Don't Be Evil" mantra aged about as well as Internet Explorer 6 running on Windows ME.