OMG the AUDACITY of game engines charging $99.99 for the privilege of turning your character into a mechanical octopus, only to have it run at a PATHETIC 24 FPS! 😱 The journey from "look at my cool tentacle arms" to "WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE AND LAGGING" is the quintessential game dev experience. First they seduce you with those shiny Unreal powers, then BAM! Your graphics card is screaming for mercy while frantically suggesting driver updates like that's going to save your dumpster fire of a project. The modern gaming equivalent of "it worked on my machine" - except your machine is now melting through your desk. Truly the circle of game dev life!
The Story Of A Slop
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